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The greatest is probably one of her best new songs on the whole melodically etc but it sounds wrong out of lanas mouth, it should be a soaring ballad by someone like Freddie Mercury or Mariah Carey, her voice just doesn’t fit I feel.

I’d absolutely hate another Cocc or NFR , I can’t really call any of the material a memorable or iconic highlight Good songs are there but nothing that matches Blue Jeans, Video games or shades of cool for sure

Absolutely agreed, she’s been a bit stagnant lately but hoping her new album puts her on track.

Why does her commerical success still matter to you guys? she clearly has a fan base aswell as longevity and regardless of whether she does well or not-she’s cemented her career by now-she’s not in the same Lane as the 2000s girls, she’s more in the same Lane as Beyoncé albeit less successful, she’s can release anything she wants and it will atleast be mildly covered and praised. As long as she makes good music, I really do not care and clearly she does not either.

This is random but it does relate to Lana-I’ve been thinking about the question for the culture post and applying to myself and it’s actually really helped myself. As a young Bi male I’ve often had strange experiences where I feel people have fixated on me as an idea and not as a person and the reasoning people have always provided is me being hysterical. Well I now believe this all relates to our societal hate of “feminity” - I never presented myself in a stereotypical “gay” manner, though there is nothing wrong with doing so-at the very least I have some feminine traits and mannerisms. With feminity in society it’s never truly praised like masculinity merely sexualised - I must exist as an anomaly like many others as I’ve consistently had behaviour which I felt strangely similar to that of women although the difference is it is constantly reiterated that I am a man that isn’t overtly “gay” and so said behaviour is acceptable. People feel as though they can constantly critique and comment on my appearance/behaviour both positively and negatively in both a sexual and non sexualised manner(mainly from men) and I cannot object as women do not see this as being reflective of their own experiences of sexism in force which is understandable as there obviously would be clear differences on a gender level. It is however frustrating as I have been consistently isolated as an individual and wondered much like Lana(though her post was worded terribly) whether this was my fault and whether I caused it in the vein of me saying no and them seeing yes. I now see this represents a much bigger picture and am grateful of her terribly worded but well intentioned essays.

Messsyyyyy

So many Mariah stans on this forum, we love the Barbie of RNB I want a hip hop surf rock song like blue jeans

Dua was just lucky miley allowed her into prisoner

we need another HBTB like this copy of it.

Can we just appreciate charli making everyone look sh*t next to her

I thought honeymoon was the perfect mix of ballads and mid tempo experimental bops tbf

Personal preference- Many find a majority of her work boring post Honeymoon, we stick around for the gems here and there I do disagree with Chemtrails however, white dress certainly is much better- 1.Tulsa 2. wild at heart 3.white dress 4.the rest

This tea ?

Her voice has always had some issues technical wise and I’m sure the smoking hasn’t helped, breathiness is something throughout the range but now you cannot understand the lyrics at times? Maybe this is because of her not using reverb anymore but she also doesn’t use the dark thick tone for low notes its almost like constant falsetto. I won’t be too harsh though because her head voice is still gorgeous and operatic.

I just want a sl*t anthem

I mean Britney has been controlled for years, it wouldn’t be surprising

How boring

Well tbf I’d say these descriptions match more than alt pop-wtf does that even mean, the only record that actually can be put in this category is BtD, paradise and lust for life Alt pop is just lazy terminology mostly tbf

I can’t take another piano ballad, I will not be able to listen to another album again, I’m praying to god it goes into a beat or guitar

Drama belongs in 2016 soundcloud rap where it belongs..just awful

She said on her stories that was the album name before though to the reviewer

Yeah lick me up this P*ssys beaten like a blue banister Tasten my Blue waffle sweet like candy cane

The only thing that seems not quite right is her having unlayered vocals as they’re too quiet

Blue waffles sounds promising but I’ll have to wait and see

Blue banisters is about her p*ssy and blue waffles disease from Sean