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Cyprus danced like dua lipa and thats tea

A girl from my uni group started talking to me about LFL at one point and I felt as if my bubble of close friends and internet friendships made from liking Lana had been popped and I just stood there in shock that Lana is available to people as I suddenly realized? And casual people can go listen to her right now as we speak? Wow

But... It's actually not that stupid of an idea? If she actually listened to us she might've come up with a funny professional video with nice cinematography of her sipping tea for 5 minutes straight with her whispering "it's coming soon" mysteriously in the background. Poking fun at herself acknowledging all of our concerns at once. Everyone would love her self-reflection while completely not giving a fuck. She COULD make an era out of pure sloppiness and turn it into a profit but she won't. And I shit you not we'd all be here for it if we wanted to or not.

Lana on an actual set in 2019? I bet there's gonna be a montage of them just sitting around playing with the dog with the title just slapped on it as a MV

I'm waiting king!

Elvis is my daddy, Marylin's my mother, Jesus is my bestest friend vs I used to dream about people like you, now I don't know why I used to sing about people like you, now I just get high

I'm trying to convince myself not to expect anything but that sudden rush of joy I'd felt when she posted the Doin Time snippet is so tempting It truly doesn't feel like a release cycle at all. Hell it doesn't feel like any cycle at all lmao we're just wandering in the dark trying to put 3 broken pieces into an era FOR HER

Right??

I honestly don't care if it's a cover. I'm here for these amazing backing vocals in HQ. Just listen!!

It's different but I love this WTWWAWWJKD pre chorus type vibe of dark sass

"She spreads her lovin' all over And when she gets home there’s none left for me" I sweat to God these lines are going to kill me when I hear them.

Can we talk about this opera-ish part right at the end of the snippet?

Inb4 he's on Lanaboards but couldn't tell you that out of professionalism + I bet it was Instagram stans who started calling them lol edit OK he's a grown man sorry asdfgh

I swear Polish show is 6th July and NFR will be out 19th. Mark my words. I'll quote myself when the time comes

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING I WASN'T READY FOR THE NEWS

I love her boobs. I've always had mine huge and weird so I've always been jealous of hers tbh. When she gets older they won't get saggy so that's an advantage

It's been months but idk if anyone can just straight up ask him if I were in his shoes it would make me uncomfortable But yeah I think he still deals with Lana related things here and there in his life so it wouldn't kill him to even consider answering these questions

I have! Never have I ever ruined stuff belonging to someone else out of being angry at them

Suspiria was an experience not a movie

Imagine thinking one person on Instagram can make Cinnamon get released

No spoilers please!

A show in Poland is coming up so that's why her hair is lighter ladies

Remember when Courtney commented that she's confused? Same energy But hey Lana contains multitudes not contradictions

I'm convinced nobody owns neither cinnamon nor the entire album but if yall wanna jinx it let's hope the whole thing leaks at once so her team comes to their senses instead of potentially fucking up a great single for us

Just you and me feeling the heat even when the sun goes down is her best lyric next to heavy metal hour on tv