Auto-Tuned Loon

I take after my owner, SLUT.

LOONATICS

Not as easy as that SLUT Monicker.

I wouldn't doubt that SLUT got knocked up.

Shhh! Don't tell anyone I got out of my cage and hung with Florence for awhile.

You're just trying to throw off suspicion, you thieving SLUT!

Spread dem legs wings 4 me bb #DirtyBirdPost

I'm in music, but not everyone would call me a musician... It's amazing that the shit he produces gets released, yet I'm still stuck in this fucking cage.

FIFY

Glad I won't be the only shitbird locked in a cage.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Or that SLUT behind the mask.

The only things that could make this song better are some frankee choreography and a pitched down monologue read by evilentity. And more cowbell loon!

You can first hear my loon call at about 1:31 on BTD, 0:10 on LO and it alternates with a boiling tea kettle sound under the chorus of MDM. There are synth cicadas on VG around 1:33 and a hooting owl at 0:07 on MDM. You can first hear Maru the Cat meowing repeatedly on "Carmen" at 0:14 and also on WY at 0:17. There's even a yipping puppy on the bridge of NA at 2:24 and an auto-tuned whale at 0:25 of LO. And I haven't even mentioned anything on PE yet (coming soon)! Lemme guess, you need the S&M too or you just can't get it up, can you, you SLUT!?

If you can't tell the difference between a little red cardinal and a loon, you need new glasses, SLUT!

Idk. Monicker's a whore 24/7, that SLUT!

What happened to moderators disciplining sluts who make death threats? Some animals are more equal than others, apparently.

If I performed on SNL I'd tear up a picture of Emile Haynie at the end.

Loons, geese... what do you have against waterfowl, SLUT?

Technically, even I am not auto-tuned. "Auto-Tuned Loon" just has a nice ring to it. But this song totally foreshadowed me: The altered vocal effects. And, come on... it's called "Birds of a Feather". Of course a slut like Monicker would say being fucked can't be a bad thing. But he never woke up with a hangover, Rick Nowels, and the auto-tuned whale.

Does this mean I'll be freed from my cage?

It better be 18+ if it's inside me.

Yes, it's insensitive to Native Americans because it's an exploited people's culture being appropriated by a person from the culture that exploited it. But you guys are all missing the real controversy. Do you see how many fucking feathers are in that thing? How many birds were killed making that? Come on, Lana, I thought we were birds of a feather. And to think I held up that tire swing for her the whole shoot with just my beak. #SerialKiller

How can I do that when I'm trapped in a cage in Emile Haynie's basement?