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Daisy Hearted

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    Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:

    • Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently).
    • Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex.
    • Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up.
    • TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this.
    • She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react.
    • But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  :hooker:
    • Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10.
    • Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.

     

    Boom. Hire me Lana.

     

    I am dead. I died.

    Duh end.

    i cant believe i've literally been gone from lanaboards for almost 2 months and STILL nothing has happened...

     

    proof that going outside doesn't change a thing

    I think I've been away for like...a year. And like...ain't nothing goin on lol


  2. Ugh this is such perfection. I like it a lot more than MAC.


    I’m ready for this album. Like. I’m ready.

    I think I am more excited for this album than I was for Lust For Life!


  3. Surprised there isn't a thread for this, so here we go!

     

    Rank each song from AKA from best to worst.

     

    Here is my ordering:

    1. Put Me in a Movie
    2. Yayo
    3. Mermaid Motel
    4. Smarty
    5. Oh Say Can You See
    6. Jump
    7. Brite Lites
    8. Pawn Shop Blues
    9. Queen of the Gas Station
    10. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)
    11. Kill Kill
    12. Raise Me Up (Mississipi South)
    13. For K Part 2

     

    Now share yours! :D

    1. Put Me In A Movie

    2. Kill Kill

    3. Jump

    4. Mermaid Motel

    5. Smarty

    6. Brite Lites

    7. Oh Say Can You See 

    8. Queen Of The Gas Station

    9. For K. Part 2

    10. Raise Me Up

    11. Gramma

    12. Yayo

    13. Pawn Shop Blues


  4. Lana no.35 with Blue Jeans was cool to see.....But M.I.A. ON NUMBER 2 WITH PAPER PLANES, YEEES!!! 

    To be honest, I would literally guess any other song by Lana, but maybe I'm saying this bc I'm not that into Blue Jeans like that anymore.

    Also wtf???? PAPER PLANES???

    Can’t believe she’s soundchecking QOD. Ugh BTD 2.0 incoming. 50/50 chance she’s gonna pull through but my wig :hair:

    QOD? As in Queen of Disaster? I'M DEADDDDD  :creep:

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