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I will not sit here and tolerate this any longer. This has gone way too far now and something MUST BE DONE. Lana gurl we are not happy. We are dying inside and if we don't get this record by Friday the gays will riot. It will be catastrophic. Disastrous. Unholy. Satanic.
 
So for the sake of humanity i speak this into existence... The album WILL come out on friday. End of discussion. A gay has spoken!
 

I am shook at ya'll abandoning team May!! this is not okaay!! how could you?!!

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

Guys look at this rare photo of Ben
 
http://imgur.com/M89nZFj

DO NOT EVEN GO THERE 

Guys I was practising using the laser pointer and microphone today for my presentation tomorrow with my friend and for some STUPID reason I decided to test the mic by singing V LOUDLY "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and I realised there were people in the projection box at the top of the lecture theatre.....I'll never live this down. She had better release on friday bc I embarassed myself because of her!!!!!

Excuse me but what is the number for this hotline? I'd like to add it to speed dial.

I had been cheating emotionally on team May over the last few days anyways lmao oops

I quit team May too tbh. Its just not realistic. So sad as I was such a huge TEAM MAY supporter   

of course we are honey!! deep down the hope never dies #secretlyteammayforever

I'm delusional and proud 

I'm going to bed now can't take the pain anymore   this thread brings out the dramatic side and the worst in me lol (in a good way)

DO NOT EVEN GO THERE 

I'm going to bed now can't take the pain anymore   this thread brings out the dramatic side and the worst in me lol (in a good way)

I quit team May too tbh. Its just not realistic. So sad as I was such a huge TEAM MAY supporter   

I'm going to bed now can't take the pain anymore   this thread brings out the dramatic side and the worst in me lol (in a good way)

The last few pages are a meltdown already and it's only Wednesday. This is painful

Let's all go read a book or watch a show to take our minds off it.
Maybe Lana will say something tomorrow.

to be fair it is the best gif

I had been cheating emotionally on team May over the last few days anyways lmao oops

i just can't believe we did this to ourselves lmfao we are so dumb 

gurl you love this gif so much 

But its more important to establish what a delusion is  

i still can't believe this is coming in two days! I'm so excited!