Make me your Dream Life

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So I've this thing I randomly do whenever there's nothing happening on here, I just start remembering the starting words to Chelsea Hotel No. 2. I remember u well, in the Chelsea Hotel . . .

Do we have, a discussion thread for ASIB? I have like some of questions. Like, why did Jackson's brother cry, when Jackson told him he idolized him, not their father? Why wouldn't you want someone to cry for you specifically like the INLA lyrics say? What do u think of Ally's dad's perspective or motive in the movie? Was how Halsey announced Ally's win a diss to older popstars ? Why did Jackson do the "hey, just wanted to take another look at you" take that second time around ?

Ok, not to hamper the mood, but can we all just get our heads out our asses, and try to share her perspective for her fooking day of birth. She's just gonna do what she wants and we love the colorful comments nd banter but let's give her a day to actually celebrate her birthday. Pretty sure everyone's already breathing down her neck for something they want from her, let's tone it down, better ourselves a sec, and bring hellfire tmrw instead

I genuinely do wanna know if this heaux appreciates our bitchiness nd sass like some kind of sick validation gift bc that'd b fucking funny to actually know, take our sour grapes kween hbd

I'm happy for her, genuinely (hbd queen) but for lol's sake. Why does she look like she's being held captive LMAO

CinnaaaaamoooOoooooooOooon , in my teeth When's she performing btw?

Imagine flying out/ traveling to another country nd accommodating urself but taking a shit quality pic

Live large n live deep hbd queen, we hope the matcha's strong enough to dull the cries for the record.

Wtf is going on in here 2day

Lana singing all the snippets. Ignoring all requests then leaving this has been ur future performance forecast, ty

That episode was a mess LOOOOL

She is like the friend everyone needs oprah.meme Please buy her a megaphone, prime it.

Lemme just b annoyingly optimistic and say I'm glad she's actually fooking performing still someone better get a livestream goiiing tho

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Oh fuck, in Ireland it's already 20 min past the 21st. Happy birthday queen. Hope the potatoes are better there

It's honestly felt just like that all era LMAO

This might b kinda random, and we know that she'll just perform tf she wants, but I really hope she performs some ballads from her previous records. Old Money, SoC, that'd be conceptually blissful w her performing by the castle like c'mooonn it'd be beautifully mind-numbing

Not to b weird, but advanced happy birthday 2 u too movebb I think I might just get a bit drunk listening to the snippets off pico or something lmao

She's performing in like, 3 days, and not to b all weird, but it'll b her birthday in like, 1. I legit hope she's having some kind of pineapple upside cake or something, living it up Hawaiian playa style or something. Or the Irish version of that -- Realistically tho, w/e happens, I JUST HOPE SOMEONE LIVESTREAMS THE DAMN THING ty

I think, I want the title track more than I want HiaB, it's so spirited. HiaB comes in second tho --

Ok but Hannah is a LEGEND get that lip gloss sis