Ben Mawson

Well, I guess I won't have to worry about any leaks from Monicker.

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Second Arrest in Lana del Ray Fan Community  
 
(Associated Press) -- A user on an internet forum dedicated to pop sensation Lana del Ray has been arrested for bootlegging concerts. The user, who goes by the alias "Evil Entity" [sic], was reported to have uploaded a post to the forum, detailing his elaborate plan to start up a bootleg business of del Ray's concerts, encouraging other forum members to join his enterprise. The arrest marks the second within the singer's nascent fan community, coming just months after the FBI's involvement in putting an end to another fan's hacking of the personal computers of both del Ray and another popular, female vocalist. At this moment nothing is known about the user "Evil Entity" aside from being very, very old and heterosexual--a rarity amongst the singer's primarily young, homosexual fanbase. The web forum, www.LanasBored.com, despite often being erroneously indexed as a pornography website, is a place where fans from all over the world have been known to gather to dissect the controversial singer's enigmatic past. The 25 year old del Ray is currently preparing her next single, the explicit track, Coca Cola, from her latest release Born to Die in Paradise. 

These are some pretty unpleasant lines of conversation... i understand you're fans but the above kind of stuff naturally does cause concern.

These are some pretty unpleasant lines of conversation... i understand you're fans but the above kind of stuff naturally does cause concern.

@LDR, can you remove this?
 
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I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

Maybe I'm into that shit.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?
 
Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.