ultrabanisters

YURZZZ TRAP HOP CLASSIC INCUMING

lindsay absolutely did not see the side of ru that we all saw. ru was a very challenging housemate and model to live with. she was very argumentative for no reason, and would often start things to get airtime. it’s a shame, as she is a talented model and doesnt need to rely on those tactics to succeed in typical mitski fashion. i slept through the reunion, however i will answer @Lindsay Lohan's question re. ru winning. i am happy she won. at the end of the day, that is my sister and she always will be regardless of our little arguments

begging her to delete tiktok so she stops inviting randoms on stage

my sister from day one... gonna miss queening out with you in the house so bad congrats to my sister ru, you served it awht this season and i cant wait to guest judge with my sisters next season too

snubbed... all i will say.

interior - the pa-pa-perfect (dis)illusion lounge presented by titos economy vodka *the girls sit together, anxiously waiting for the results of lanaboards next top model. lindsay is yet to show up, and rumours are swirling that she is not even on the premises yet* rupaul strikes out at mitski yet again, this time for unknown reasons. anya tries to calm the situation by complimenting her sparkly gown, but rupaul misinterprets it as anya calling her shrek. rupaul storms out

i’m really happy with my look for pyongyang fashion week. i think i turned it AHWT for the great leader and he seemed to really enjoy my walk down the runway. lindsay seemed to enjoy it too... time will tell i am so excited to be in the final, never did i think i would beat out the other girls to get my place here. i am so proud and honoured

top 3... just wow, i could not believe. i would like to thank my fans, my supporters & my fellow girls for helping me through. good luck to the other girls tomorrow

it’s tew late unless she submitted to lindsay via dm before

did charli not submit in time times up girls !

people who hate on blue banisters do it for one of two reasons 1- they see it as either a waste of unreleased tracks or a 'lazy' album. we were never supposed to have the songs on that album, so if you go in with the mentality of it being new, it is classic after classic 2- they followed that hate train in conclusion blue banisters is an incredible album and is worthy of a top 5 spot in her discography

on the streets of pyongyang where the future is now... ...we serve RED-HAUTE FANTASY! for this weeks challenge, i wanted to take it back to what it truly means to be lanaboards' next top model. it is about creating looks and a fantasy with my stylist and my modelling talent in the spirit of the ever extraordinary pyongyang fashion week, i wanted to create a look inspired by the infamous north korean flag, and drench myself in those reds and blues... surrounded by propaganda in a concrete jungle, there is only one solution... serve your way to the top henny! i have doubled down on the colours, exclusively using red and blue fabric to create a 3d textured and shaped gown that echoes the peaks and valleys of the korean landscape. we worked directly with the designer, gaurav gupta, to get this gown done in time. paired with authentic NK-handmade blue dyed lace wrapped around my dainty legs, i am truly a sight to behold for the leader of this land situated in the infamous capital, my stylist and i wanted me to be front and centre, so i put my strut on and made love to the camera i wanted my trip to NK to be about helping those in need, so under my gown are several children who i will be taking out of the country for a better life. now that is the philanthropy lanaboards next top model needs to give! contextual shots: my gorgeous look: my wonderful inspiration: serving location henny:

named after the hit classic on her best album

MORE UN-RU-LY BEHAVIOUR FROM RUPAUL! during a bus tour of some of the cultural sites during their excursion, rupaul flashed his bare ass to the window, shocking passers by and killing a nun in the process. 'please, stop' the nun pleaded before dropping to the floor footage of the incident: ru did not seem bothered. mitski and anya seemed to find it amusing, whilst charli remained concerned for the nun on the roadside

with four girls left it is anyones game... maybe one or two main challenges left i wonder when lindsay will announce the next challenge

to say i was apprehensive about this trip would be an understatement. i was atleast relieved to be away from ru and her awful night gas (which i should be used to seeing as we are sharing a room in the house). it was amusing to see charli pulled off the jet by north korean officials for vaping in the toilet, i wonder what they will do to her i was nervous as we all know how scary the country is. i thought to myself, how can i help these people? how can i change this place for the better? only to be met by rupaul and anya talking about how to make the trip about them and stating (& i quote) 'kim jong is botched DOWN henny 😭'... we were greeted with a presidential welcome and were awarded for our efforts in our respective industries. i am not sure why we are awarding some people in our group for their mediocre contributions to pop culture, but i digress. to see the other girls here was a shock. i immediately ran up to tinashe and punted her in the pvssy with my red bottomed army boot for pissing all over my wig caps before she left the house. i then hugged lizzy and took a selfie with lana. one of the airport workers told me to delete it or they will arrest me for 'treason'??? whatever that means after the first day, i warmed up to the country, and it was really nice to see kim kardashian representing the state as the head of the NK military. i heard she was hired as the countrys HR department thought they were hiring the leader kim and not kim k overall, i am excited for day 2 and to shoot our next challenge in the pyongyang hotel presidential suite

oh i knew my activia tasted awfully yeasty this morning... watch your back anya also lindsay just meant my bomb pvssy is in the house so no need to worry but okay international excursion! packing my tanning oil and guidebooks as we speak!

well feature length conceptual masterpieces take time!

pinned (& voted for myself) vote mitski for good fortunes!

the house is so quiet now... i heared rupaul sobbing on the toilet and anya waxing her bikini line in the kitchen if she gets hair in my activias i stg

mawma there is no bad blood! in the words of miss roop herself, no tea no shade if i wanted you gone i would have sabotaged you last week, but since you my sista i got ur back i cant wait to do vodka diet coke shooters at the reunion party with you

confessional:

when i see that tinashe girl... messed up my gut biome for life with that nasty ass boiled pork chop she fed me

i recently went to two nights of mitskis tour last week and she turned some really sonically different songs into country/folk renditions of said songs... it made me realise how easy it is to switch the sound and made me so so so much more excited for this album example: original: tour version: i actually let out a giggle when she started singing i was caught SO off guard if lana does even 10% of THAT we are in for a 10/10 album

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately