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pinned (& voted for myself) vote mitski for good fortunes!

the house is so quiet now... i heared rupaul sobbing on the toilet and anya waxing her bikini line in the kitchen if she gets hair in my activias i stg

mawma there is no bad blood! in the words of miss roop herself, no tea no shade if i wanted you gone i would have sabotaged you last week, but since you my sista i got ur back i cant wait to do vodka diet coke shooters at the reunion party with you

confessional:

when i see that tinashe girl... messed up my gut biome for life with that nasty ass boiled pork chop she fed me

i recently went to two nights of mitskis tour last week and she turned some really sonically different songs into country/folk renditions of said songs... it made me realise how easy it is to switch the sound and made me so so so much more excited for this album example: original: tour version: i actually let out a giggle when she started singing i was caught SO off guard if lana does even 10% of THAT we are in for a 10/10 album

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately

this weeks challenge seems to have caused division amongst members of the audience jury, the girls in the house and the judges themselves i personally think some of the girls aced the brief others however... lets hope you have a time machine to return the gowns you purchased this week

i will never get over how gorgeous she is

the full story is not being shared here. i reached out to you - an olive branch of sorts - to reconcile and settle any differences we (you) had. i was unsure why you were so intent on stirring up drama that never existed in the first place. i then realised all you wanted was airtime, so i decided to give it to you the audience can see right through you. me and charli were and still are the best of friends, and i thought we were too. i explained to her at breakfast that i had to choose someone, and it was based on how people did in the challenge. she understood and moved on. you have shown your true colours today ru, and i hope the audience, judges and your yaks see that too also charli, i think all your toenails are beautiful ingrown or not <3 i’m sorry roop cant see that

so excited to see lizzy back this week... me and the girls have been missing her so much since she was given the chop... i hope she is allowed back into the house so we can have one last slumber party oh you’re sick! this is genuine 1986 couture runway henny! i don’t do old maiden type dresses

is pepsi okay? the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's? 1. retrofuturistic artwork 2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 3. leggings, leggings, leggings! may i present my 1980's fantasy! mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)! this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny! my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses! drink this up lanaboards!

oh so now the claws are showing.. were meant to be sisters! why are you trying to create division roop? this isnt your fracking ranch, you don’t need to cause unstable foundations here too

i’m currently in the garden sun room... come join!!! thank you for all the congratulations girls... youve all done so well, i wish i didnt have to sabotage any of you born to be a top model, forced to sabotage my sisters

IM A WINNER BABY absolutely elated to read the results this week. i took a risk being stripped back and it paid off. thank you so much to the judges for believing in me this week

oh so it’s COMING coming

this is what makes us girls is the underrated song. i will never stop campaigning to give her her flowers a musical masterpiece on her debut no less

now lemme get a slice of that apple tart

waiting for the results this week

there's only 24... houurrssss

it’s giving this

'your best american girl...' beauty standards, what are they, really? growing up with japanese heritage, i always strived to be the best i could be whilst honouring my cultural and ancestral heritage. the pillars of japanese beauty are simplicity, elegance, suggestion, and symbolism, all coming together to form what we now know as the leading trend in makeup today, simple and elegant beauty that suggests expense, cleanliness and honour thinking back to my hit album 'be the cowboy', the cover explored these themes of being done up for societys sake and being viewed as an object: as displayed in my music, i have always struggled with this image of beauty, and it never felt right to slap on copious amounts of makeup for the sake of male attention in digesting these themes, my stylist and i wanted to go for a more natural look, showcasing the true natural beauty we all hold inside of us. that being said, it does help that my mug is gorgeous. this made me want to convey a more natural look for this weeks challenge... may i present, my beauty shot there is little detail left to the imagination, with my youthful and glowing complexion complimented by minimal to no makeup bar a simple gloss. this is brought together with a slight gaze off into the distance, showcasing my muted emerald eyes glimmering with such a softness that even the hardest of hearts would fall to their knees at. the lack of background is equally intentional, symbolising that true beauty needs no distractions and to keep your eyes on the prize instead of hiding my imperfections, i embrace them, and that is what lanaboards next top model needs to pioneer furthermore: another photo from the shoot, with a wider lens and a slight pose me getting ready for my shoot this week my inspiration and muse, myself

i guess were not getting this song then

i go back to alabama.. take a look at my life.. what the fuck happened here? you headline festivals and sell out stadiums, thats what

the way she can multi-task with everything EXCEPT releasing an album and promoting the album at the same time - she has not been able to grasp that yet