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u all saw the serve of the decade and forgot how to act lets talk about LANA here pls

i can sleep happy knowing the met has atleast one critically on brand and on theme look

oh her genius knows no bounds..

i’m so sorry for ever doubting you lana i knew deep down you would bring the on theme glamour and beauty

i fvcking love this woman so much

is she wearing horse hooves..

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEEEE THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE

i just fucking KNEW she would slay the theme. thank you lana for saving the met gala

i’m gagging... shes etherial

LANA

charlotte tilbury been up and down that carpet for too damn long

vogue on tiktok bc it lets me put it in a small screen in the corner someone said it was mcqueen but idk how much i believe ha

eddie redmayne ate

giving ripped toilet paper

yeah anyways

idk who this is but weowww see ladies you can fit the theme AND wear something cvnty and form fitting

it’s just straight up disrespectful but i’m not surprised with it being doja..

now that is NOT the attitude of lanaboards next top model

my sister lizzy.. i’m in shock, hysterics even lizzy taught me the ways of serving on a low budget, and we shared tips of using dollar store microphones to make magic i am delighted to have recieved my positive critiques, but it is slightly soured by a fellow sister leaving i cant wait to see her at the wrap party

some of the girls have gathered in the bedroom. both naomi and lana are starting to feel the effects of the competition mitski has convinced lana to tell her some details of her upcoming album. lana described it as 'intense country' and rupaul advised he would like to be a feature on the record the rest of the girls are currently in the movie room watching the 2011 comedy classic 'bridesmaids'

still cant believe our girl is doing stadiums so proud of her

exciting! https://www.mlb.com/redsox/tickets/concerts/lana-del-rey link above to venue site

feeling lucky, lanaboards? for my alter-ego, i have channelled the one and only vanna white - best known for her tenure as the host of the classic tv game-show wheel of fortune adorned in a custom schiaparelli gown covered in thousands of hand cut tiffany diamonds. i truly look the part with an authentic hand dyed brazillian wig, and a makeup look done by no other than vannas own makeup artist i truly look ready to reveal the letters and make someone a winner! after last weeks feedback, my smile is beaming and i look ready for the runway. my gown is genuine vanna couture and i am unmistakably gorgeous. i am demonstrating growth and a desire to succeed. truly a top model! why vanna? not only a champion of philanthropy and giving, she is no stranger to serving runway style looks on the small screen, something LBNTM needs to be ready to do. mitski is more than ready for this, and it’s why i chose her as my alter-ego! this weeks context lookbook: look: costume-couture vanna: retro vanna: lindsay, i'd like to SOLVE THE PUZZLE please