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  1. do you mean an embedded share? just got to spotify and click share>copy link paste the link here and itll automatically embed
  2. as the girls gather in the kitchen for breakfast, rupaul is speaking with mitski about yesterdays shock elimination rupaul has convinced tinashe to cook him some eggs for breakfast, not knowing tinashe is allergic to poultry products. this has led tinashe to be rushed to the hospital. ru is pleased at this and has instead opted for a simple apple instead mitski looks puzzled as she is deciding on which fabric to choose for her moodboard for potential future challenges
  3. due to not being allowed on the rides and being covered in rupaul's vomit, naomi has returned to the bus to wait for the rest of the girls who are currently riding the superman rollercoaster - unfortunately due to this tinashe has lost her wig and kate bush has lost the 168 year old dead victorian girls trinket she keeps in her pocket upon returning to the bus, naomi found julie ragbeer, who had been camping out under the seats in an attempt to promote her new album 'perplex', which she describes as her 'reminiscing with her 19 year old experiences in her new debut album' naomi alerted security who removed julie immediately
  4. as a congratulations for the girls doing so well and making it to the fourth week of the competition, @Lindsay Lohan has arranged for the girls to have a day trip to six flags due to her travel sickness, rupaul threw up into naomis leather boot on the interstate after trying to read her own memoir 'the house of hidden meanings'. due to this, naomi was not allowed on any of the rides as she did not have the appropriate footwear for evacuation procedures
  5. *voiceover* after hearing the results of this week, mitski has retired to the bedroom to digest this weeks results mitski has not moved for 45 minutes
  6. i fear she may try to sabotage me after this weeks events... i thought her look was gorgeous, and it was splitting hairs as all the outfits were 10/10's unfortuanatly gaga fell flat, and her look had us not going GAGA... but feeling rather DOODOO...
  7. my dear, between me and you, i think both kates had the weakest looks of the night. there may have been a full rainbow tonight, but their looks left me feeling a little... dull im sorry my dears but i think you should both be up for elimination tonight
  8. *voiceover* in light of all models submitting their weeks looks, mitski has gone to the garden for a cigarette to cool her nerves about the results
  9. ultrabanisters

    Dua Lipa

    decided i really like this album its short but i've digested it alot more today and there is not a bad track on there they work more in the context of eachother now i have listened alot more
  10. girl if you don’t get ur ass back to the eliminated contestants house rn..
  11. i actually cut my hair for my recent tour - i went for the chic minimal shaggy mullet look maybe, just maybe, i could drive out to where dust devils dance and leave ha there
  12. lucky for me i was wearing my sleeping wig... my real hair is intact and rooted into my scalp... try again horse lady
  13. be careful, the pharaohs curse may get you and turn you into sand
  14. please! i need to take my mind off the stress of the competition i wish to play as the cat token (my favourite animal) i go first as i am the guest here i rolled a 2 and got a community chest it reads 'mitski must kiss rupaul for a minimum of 5 seconds' ... @Paris Hilton HAVE YOU BEEN TAMPERING WITH THE MONOPOLY CARDS???
  15. a chromatic fantasy? thats so yesterday for todays look, i wouldnt look out of place in a 5* bridal gown shop fresh from the LBNTM runway (with @Lindsay Lohan viewing my look in the middle right of the image above), i have strutted my stuff and used the only colour i was permitted to use - white my stylist and i have gone for a luxurious and elegant number, made of pure white silk and high thread egyptian cotton. sustainably was in mind with a repurposed nylon tulle skirt, crafted using earth friendly practices and standards paired with an oversized double effect balmain bangle, it doubles as a purse, because i cant go anywhere without my rouge and a pack of airwaves gum ive opted for a clunky necklace to divide my neckline this evening. this is married to my wide brimmed fascination style hat, which in the coming summer months, will come in handy for protection from the suns harsh rays not only do i look the belle of the ball, my skin will be supple and healthy well into old age under my UV-protected hat coupled with the outfit are my custom made jimmy choo pumps, which were created using recycled and recyclable plastic. to be lanaboards next top model, we need to make sure we have a future world where we can spread the love of looks and fashion there may be a limitation on colour this week, but mother mitski makes sure there is no limitation on glamour, creativity and servitude
  16. so glad to hear this naomi <3 i knew you were a team player and a rule abider from the start, and it was silly of me to even doubt you lets go grab some chicken tacos and kii about duas new 7.5/10 album wow - our work is cut out for us this week i will contact my stylist immediately and forbid him from pulling out any non-white coloured fabrics
  17. okay @Lindsay Lohan... we need to address a possible rule break it was made extremely clear to us that upon entering the process, that we were not allowed access to any mobile devices that are able to contact the outside world. this is obviously to prevent leaks and any unfair disadvantages i would like to know how naomi @DeadSeaOfMercury has been able to- 1. go to the beach (out of the limits of the production studio and lanaboards next top model house) and 2. access drooly lupus's new album 'radical optimism' now, i would love to be proven wrong, and naomi is abiding by all rules, but it’s unfair to us to have possible rule breaks i, mitski, always abide by all rules, and always smell good (rupaul wash ur ph imbalance pvss!!) love, mitski
  18. ultrabanisters

    Charli XCX

    it was the green wall smeared with... even if it’s fake it looked real so ty venice for removing it
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