ultrabanisters

i feel so sorry for him because if lana does the same setlist the tiktok stans will mob him...

i thought the ldr village stuff was just a made to order dropshipping scam i didnt know the stuff actually ever existed pre-ordering lb girls find the backroom and claim your unshipped orders

gag them again for me

exactly what i’m saying norman is still a stellar piece of work and one of the best albums ever released but i just happen to like her other albums more... it’s not a personal attack for me to rank it low

BLONDANA IS ALIVE AND BREATHING

please don’t sacrifice your health for the sake of a concert take plenty of food and water and take a big umbrella for shade

i heard it was the doorman of a certain boomfette that heard from someone that cleans the office they work in that got it from some papers left on the owner of the building that the label intern works in got it from the mailman who misrouted the master copy of the tracklist which came from a deal with polydor but thats just what i heard

believe you will get the tickets tomorrow with the full details

atp i’m gonna make a twitter account called 'POP ORACLE' and just make vague statements for engagement

i think it’s more to check the name of the ticket against the ID so you don’t have photos of tickets popping up online for people trying to claim the discount? idk tho

sick of fan accounts bc what is this mess

i luv a lil rile up session truly it’s probably above chemtrails but below bb i really love bb as an album yes, and

so this was the 'drag' i got you 'back on your account' for... do better!! we used to be a real country!!

you’re so right 1. ultraviolence 2. honeymoon 3. tunnel 4. paradise 5. born to die 6. blue banisters 7. lust for life 8. chemtrails ___________________ the bar 9. norman

editing the op and adding this

get ur tix ladies

me and oomfs will be ki'ing at the google pixel stand

7:20am works wonders for me actually atleast it’s not 5am

never trust an account that is called lanascharts or anything remotely similar (or has a blue checkmark)💀💀

duas tickets go on sale at the same time as miss xcx and i am far more concerned about getting dua tickets - i will be waltzing into that o2 arena presale 30 mins late

i’m confused because this drop is what he was teasing when he posted the book with photos of lana - i think he has no intention of putting that book out and instead that is a personal thing he had made

so it was just the prints neil krug you will pay for your crimes

uk xcx-clusive pricing

it’s whatever he was teasing on easter itll probably just end up being the prints i hate being edged by neil krug