ultrabanisters

*pulls out my target own brand portable cd player and removes disc* seems like your second headphone port is broken, you can use mine i was just listening to this whilst organising my outfits for tomorrows runway lets swap! you listen to mine whilst i listen to yours

room for a third? just finished my workout in the LBNTM house garden

thats the BRAT effect

alexa what is the best song ever recorded and why is it dreamer ft raye & starrah

the falafel stand behind her is sending me

https://x.com/fckyeahcharli/status/1786185157336093063?s=46&t=A-hpb0RdMeO0VZSAd563PQ a hit

part of being lanaboards next top model is being punctual and ahead of the times... these models are showcasing neither

need your runway thoughts on our looks so far mawma!

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aquatics a bore? not for mitski it’s not. introducing my look for this weeks aquatic couture category sporting a custom versace swimsuit, featuring a lyrca bikini bralette and a pencil thin swim skirt for lounging by the pool, mitski couldnt look more the part. the theme was couture, and thats what i am giving this week! this aint no boring target swimsuit henny sporting a custom versace lilo made for mitski herself, she is swimming in the pool dua lipa shot her album cover for 'radical optimism' - with the original shark from the album cover making an appearance. this is to fit with the shark week theme my stylist has opted for an italian sunset view for her shoot today, and it conveys the summer pool vibe i wanted to bring serving even in black and white - i would like the judges to consider the fact i had to submit in b&w, and appreciate i was still able to serve runway couture even whilst being sabotaged! my submission: lookbook (not my submission but for context): custom versace look custom versace pool floatie - the definition of couture! (original image) original image

yeah @lmdr you sly b-tch... you will rue the day you crossed mother mitski. i will eat this challenge UP

completely agree with it being

i think she will do a deluxe, but i’m just going to treat it as the standard since there are barely any tracks on the standard i would probably say it is equal to self titled, maybe slightly higher, with FN being on top. i need to fully digest it before i make a decision. i think FN is probably superior though

tuning in end of an era houdini/training szn/illusion these walls whatcha doin french exit falling forever anything for love maria happy for you overall album rating 7.5/10 really enjoyed the record. i was expecting to because i loved the singles but i think it could have benefited from a few more songs as it just falls slightly short. i like the album art and general direction. point deducted because every single time i see the album font it reminds me of the instagram stories font i can see peoples frustrations with it being...

good morning girls from the LBNTM house... i was woken up to that lizzy grant chick going through my suitcase looking for clothing scraps to drape over herself for a macbook webcam music video... deranged! looking forward to what our host @Lindsay Lohan has in store for us today

this week on lanaboards next top model - the afterbuzz aftershow

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i’m glad the judges saw my camp look and natural demeanour this week - i will not let you down in next weeks challenge either

just one google search brings up countless horror stories about your so called 'oreos'... https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyGaga/s/SoE1f3WaNM it makes me think, is it a ploy to distract from your terrible looks so you can try and claw your way to the crown?

the insider trading... this has to go against all kinds of laws... @FCC @FoxNews @TheEllenshow INVESTIGATE

just tried your 'cookies' (sugar and food dye) & it gave me stomach problems... fraudga you should be disqualified

you know what i bit my tongue when i saw you chewing with your mouth open at dinner last night but i know it was you who spat at me so watch your back before i sabotage your next shoot

in the lounge, the girls have had time to de-gown from this weeks challenge and are discussing spit play in the bedroom miranda & lana are questioning megan on whether or not she spat at mitski. megan claims she did not, but lana is adament she saw someone hucking a ball of spit towards mitski after yesterdays shoot. miranda is unsure, and is trying to mediate the situation. all is calm, for now and our first butter-up of the season has occured! last night, anya was seen playfully fighting with @Lindsay Lohan... could foul play be afoot? stay tuned on lanaboards next top model!