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Beat me to it sis

Pawn Shop Blues vs. Million Dollar Man

Bad Guy winning SOTY was a loss for the country but WWAFAWDWG winning AOTY is a loss for the culture

Azealia... that’s fucking phony as fuck... that’s phony as fucking fuck

Wait I’m confused is Cameltoe Caramello covering Lana on a night Lana’s being snubbed? Talk ab insult to injury

This but Mariners

Maybe if she submitted The Greatest or California

No it’s just her ears

This is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact

They’ll submit Divide for AOTY at the last minute and ignore the eligibility period like they did for Lizzo

Ahh, I see. Thanks for the clarification!

Have the tattoos near her collar bones (the names) always looked this faded? Could she be trying to have them removed?

Wait did they have a legit feud? I know some Lana stans (including myself to an extent) were salty that her management seemed to prefer in terms of actually promoting her but that was like two years ago

That Grammy look was so iconic though

Honestly a look!

Spare Mertens ma’am

Y’all the title WHF still sounds weird af to me but it’s giving me major Lizzy vibes rn. Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven teas No it’s blue

My freestyle dance teacher https://youtu.be/ZkNMZlkrzaU

Completely off topic but I saw your avatar and thought it was Renata Bliss “Additionally, her ears are also too low on her head for ‘classic beauty’”

Prob for the Grammys

Ugh I am so hyped for the suburban soccer mom lewks she’ll be serving

Can she come up with something else

I’d imagine Yosemite, considering it was supposedly her favorite from LFL

I figured and was kidding back