Liz Taylor Blues

Water will obviously be involved because she's a water sign (cancer). What I'm interested in is what other element will she be exploring in relation to water. Norman had fire, Violet had Earth, will LDR9 be Air? It's fascinating to me. I know this may seem a bit woo to some, but we do know Lana thinks about these things so atleast it's relevant

that would be interesting for me. While I'd love a larger sound, I really do want to know more about Lana and how she sees her inner and outer worlds.

some of the free britney stans were only upset bc THEY weren't Controlling her......sick. I wouldn't blame Brit if she left social media entirely. Those hags and fags deserve nothing from her tbh

Lana needs to sing like the rent was due 3 weeks ago.

July 8th is a Friday so that adds credibility I feel like there will be a Zella Day collab in the nearish future. Not sure if its this album or something else but definitely happening. It could be Pacific Blue related

Yaas, the return of your psychic mother, who if I recall was correct a few times.!!

The spotify no longer works so I, the biggest DR fan, have not heard the new track. fml

The nikki hate is so deranged. I hope it gets the exact same response from lana as the Chuck Hate. I hope they double down. I hope there aee six collab albums in 3 years, a movie, and all directed by Chuck.

All the people here bragging about their disgusting lack of taste. Dayglo Reflection is her best song ever!!

There was a rumor of lana moving to texas a while back…

No but I’m used to it. What’s your silliest fear that actually terrifies you?

Lana definitely has an account so she can read my delightfully deranged unfinished poetry on my blog…and browse these forums too i guess

Sir, this is a web forum not a brothel. Please take all shenanigans off premises

What if Lanita is an Elderitch abomination and this is a Lovecraftian horror concept album ( complete with a certain word she maybe shouldn’t say)

So Ben and Ed just called me FURIOUS screaming and crying that I guessed the truth! It’s not my fault I’m psychically ENDOWED. Well this is America and my speech is free. Feel free to look through my post history and like everything. You know. Because this is America and we have rights. Also the vinyl colors are teal and pearl

His Fake Insider Era

Okay UMG Antarctica just got back to me. It's called Polar Pussy Princess, it's a gothic dark EDM dance album with winter aesthetics. It comes out Jan 1st 2023 and is 30 tracks long!

"Since it didn;t come out on May 19th it must be coming out on July 21st." Me, deluding myself, because I'm bored.

"Ello, mate!! It's Colin from Polydor! Please send over the cover design for the new lana record. I accidentally lost it please don't snitch. Thanks mate, cheers."

Do you think the foreign UMG's have wisened up to our tactics since LFL and NFR? Who wants to give them a ring. "Uh, hello fellow UMG Music Employee, It's Benji from UMG Poland so just a reminder, when is the next LDR coming out? And it's title is? Thanks." Officer I didn't mean to accidentally start WW3 by calling UMG Argentina as UMG Poland and leaking LDR9. It just happened!!

god knows they tried

Watch it not even be for Lana's album but Patty's Catholic Hymns.

So single w/ high budget MV and pre-order, album cover, and title (in that order) on Friday? Yes, I think so, Sonically. Spiritually. Musically. Chordically. Sardonically. Seductively.

They seem very Sean Cody……

I would….like that. I would like that a lot. It would really please me actually.