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Liz Taylor Blues

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  1. Many local MILFS in the era wanting hot sex now!! Or atleast that’s what my add says. Remember to disable your adblock queens and click those ads if possible so that Elle can retain coin enough for a lipsters afterparty next year
  2. Azealia Banks has shown up on the carpet peddling her butt soap for twinks, so that should be exciting
  3. Courtney Love is throwing her compact at Madonna should we invite her up?
  4. Who’s drunken antics are gonna get them banned tonite? Taking bets! Me I’m rocking a bottle of cognac let’s see what happens! What happens on lanaboards does not stay on lanaboards but gets spread by lana brasil updates and rumors spread
  5. I thought that was Justin Bieber here to perform Despacito! My bad
  6. The downside of not buying suits or tuxes since high school is I put on a bit of muscle ( ok and fat) and now they don’t fit right… luckily I’m nominated for Self-Loathing Poet not Best Leading Actor so I can pull off a more radical look. Miss Rivers won’t be happy tho! Hope I don’t get Worst Dressed on Fashion Police tomorrow
  7. I will be pre-gaming at 3pm and will be hammered by the time of the red carpet. I'm ready for your questions JOAN!!
  8. will there be fruit? I LOVE FRUIT I may have gone full diva.......I'm actually on the run right now so nobody snitch when I show up to the Lipsters
  9. My stylist just quit.....guess I'm rocking that low-fi quirky look...
  10. Writing my acceptance speech just in case. Should I dress up in my old prom tux for tomorrow? Everybody post their red carpet photos in the Photos Of You thread.
  11. Here before twitter cancels her for the watermelon line…because rhey aren’t smart
  12. If this was an unreleased that leaked y’all would be shrieking your love for this song and begging lana to release it for years and years and years. smile guys you live in the good timeline
  13. I love all of these…. Where is my billionaire sugar daddy? Come buy your little harlet scarlett all three of them I’ll blow you every day for all time plz. Dm me if interested /jk pls don’t ban me elle IM KIDDING
  14. Like I hate to gatekeep…but I’m gatekeeing
  15. Ikr there were many better iconic banned members who left with, well not grace, but dignity
  16. Issa good book. I heavily dislike the fandom revolved it tho
  17. Oh you sweet summer child
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