Liz Taylor Blues

seriously tho, it will be like it always is: the reviewers who never liked lana will continue to parrot the popular opinion on her whether that is positive or negative. music criticism (at least by the trades (tho fantano plays this game sometimes) has been dead since the 90's and is now based on clickbait and fandom feeding.) When it was popular to bash lana they did so (even tho BTD was objectively iconic fantano gave it a laughably low score), once the public showed she was popular the trades started playing nice with miss del rey (uv and hm reviews were higher, albeit they still didn't love her and the controversies gave them cover). LFL and NFR were highly reviewed because sites like spin and et all had been using her name for clickbait for years at this point, and they didn't want to piss of the fans and not get traffic as well as lana now had blandly neoliberal politics and social opinions so they tolerated her. NFR got ridiculously high reviews because she was now politcally optimal, jack antanoff was her producer and the trades never miss a chance to blow him (i like antanoff but u kno this is true)QFTC as well as halsey and that other girls stunts in regards to lana accidentally capturing looting, will give critics who don't like lana a lot of leeway to be more lukewarm in their appraisal of the record, The trades will probably play both sides to get maximum clickage from stans haters and those who are both (hi lanaboards). the reviews will be more mixed but they might be positive bc a lot of sites have fired actual critics years ago to hire interns who just wank for celebs in order to fund the clickbait model. buzzardfeed will definitely have positive and negative listicles written by some poor underpaid or not paid intern who picked the wrong year to move to new york city

is he a grower, a shower, hung, or average but a great personality?

I can't wait for AS&C to shock everyone when it opens with blaring bass while Lana starts screaming in her cocaine babydoll voice tEeNaGe WhOrE bY hOlE

I have always loved Godlymoon but LfL grew on me this year. Her positivity was refreshing.

200 Cigarettes. A great New Year's movie rom com starring lots of talented actors including Courtney Love and Paul Rudd. Great movie. Dave Chapelle plays a hilarious taxi driver.

I agree with all of this guess I'm unpopular

my favorite patsy cline song. I would literally die if Lana covered it

Lana really likes to say random things and then not do them. Relatable

Somethings last a long time: emotionally raw, one of the best tracks of Lana with a more minimalist production, is clearly a song important to her

Wow loving all 40 of these tracks!! Thanks for the record LANZ

Thanks for sharing this. I love that Lana was so involved with the production of HM. Why it’s her Magnus Opus I guess

My all time favorites are her covers of Cinnamon Girl and It’s All Over Now Baby Blue

8 minutes to GO

It might be Straight To Unreleased. Lizzy Krinkle will post a dbree link, a soundcloud, and a Honeymouns video. Dietpussy and MermaidMotel compilation videos will be posted in the following days. Anti-Capitalist Kween

Guys imagine a full foxtrot version of Young and Beautiful. (it's a classic IMO)

Team DeLuLu till I die

Can you imagine if Lana did a 12 days of Xmas and gave us an increasing amount of covers each day? On the first day of XMas Miss Lana gave to me, a cover of Crazy (Patsy Cline) etc...

Or we might be getting it Noon tomorrow (morning LA time) because idk about y'all but in my family we usually do presents in the morning, and this is a present from Lana.

I can't wait for our double disc standards and classics album that arrives on Christmas

lana's ass turning us straight....

IT"S HAPPENING

We love THE BEATLES

Chicks slander will catch these hands....they were my childhood even if the last album was meh

turn on your location I just wanna fight

They are very good at singing