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Been listening to GOTY over and over today. What a bop

NONE of the festival she has participated in recently have filmed/livestreamed her show and that makes me so angry. I need to appreciate this tour in HD asap cause the fan videos look messy af. PLEASEE

I wish sum people in this forum could listen to this song more often

Her current YouTube description is "Unreal Recognize Unreal". Kinda random tbh, but if it's the title of her upcoming album I'm 100% here for it

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO OFFER

"te voy a partir la madre maldita comepollas" means "He took a picture of us under the tree to keep our soul together" and that's so beautiful. I wish Lana could sing in Spanish again and say that

Silencing spanish would be so wrong. And hypocritical. Our favorite liar, Lana del Rey, loves spanish

cardi = bardi = lana = lardi interesting, sounds like a rhyme lana would have on her upcoming book

I WAS WRITING THAT OMG JFIFOASPKDSAGLf'rh+0wetikpràdgksfp`l,

summary: cardi b is lana del rey in disguise, puta means beautiful, someone watched Human Centipede aaaand the album is not coming

wow you're like the next rupi kaur

yes cause - by - is + or whatever idk also do you think lana cares about problematic stuff anymore, she goes to hillsong ma'am

the lana del rey dressing up as carbi d situation

Petition to have lanaboards.com changed into elbandodeputas.com

Norman Fucking Puta

Wool of the King but yeah hilarious

Yo soy la princesa, comprende mis putas

I feel so honored thank you fellow carbi d stan

hey don't say that about a Lana song. Lana would never call a song like that, I find it very disrespectful that you wrote that. If I was Lana I would be very disappointed in my fans.

OMG FJKDJFDKSLKPOKC`BPLDA+¡'

Guys, I came up with a very serious theory and I have to present it to you. I'm not trying to make you guys believe it's true... but it is. First of all we have Lana Del Rey. Or Lizzy Grant. Or Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. Or whatever name she decides to have after waking up from her 14 hours of sleep. Young artist who loves to lie, but also makes great music. She was hugely dedicated to her music career up until 2015, when she gave 0 fucks about it and forgot about tours and promotion and blablabla. She then tried to come back to her music but it wasn't the same. Her lanadelreyators are still waiting for her new album, Norman Fucking Rockwell. Now, in the other hand, we have a different person: Cardi B. Young and controversial rapper that became famous in 2017 with her hit "Bodak Yellow" Now here's what I have to say: When people talk about Cardi B's past, before being famous, they say she was a stripper that gained a lot of money and liked to drug men. She debuted in 2015 with her first remix of a song called Boom Boom. See how this all makes sense? Lana Del Rey stopped giving a fuck about her career right when Cardi B, an unknown rapper, made her debut in the hip hop scene... 2015... when Lana Del Grant also implemented HIP HOP BEATS into her music (Honeymoon)... Strange... right? Also it's very weird how Cardi B's pre-fame life sounds just a Lana Del Rey song... drugs... men... money and being a stripper (does anyone remember Tropico?) Another thing: Cardi B isn't Cardi B's real name! She's called Belcalis Almanzar... who else is famous for having different names? That's right: Lana Del Rey. Also Cardi B sounds really tropical. Do you know who once said that she got inspired by tropical friends or whatever for her stage name? You guessed it: Lana Del Ray. My theory (which is true by the way) is that Lana got bored of her sad music career and decided that she wanted to try something new: hip hop. It obviously would be something very shocking for everyone, so she gave us some small hip hop influences on her own album and decided to launch a new career under a different name and a different look. Why does she look so different when she's on her Cardi B costume¿ Don't ask me, ask @@lanadelrey on instagram or twitter. While she was on her Cardi B journey, she discovered that hip hop made her really successful, so she tried adding more of these beats onto her next LDR album, Lust For Life, but they sounded cheap as fuck for whatever reason. Beacasue of this she decided to continue as Cardi B and leave Lana Del Rey as a side project. That's why she has released just a few songs so randomly and without any promotion. She also decided to add PROFANITY to her album title (Norman Fucking R*******), and Cardi B is kinda famous for her profanity!!!! My last evidence to convince all of you is this one: have you ever seen Lana del Rey and Cardi B in the same room at the same time? I know I haven't! I know Cardi B (aka lana del rey on disguise) will continue to pretend like she comes from the Bronx and was a stripper, but we know Lana loves to lie! (check out the Lies Lana Has Told Us Thread for proof). I hope yall believe this truth and start considering why Lana has left us!!!!!

TRUE. When I had the opportunity to see her live, i was blown away by how amazing her show was, choreography and vocals.

HORRIBLE

I can't believe this used to be my all time favorite thing and I completely forgot about it jfkdjf I'm so excited for the movie

I can't believe she's actually posting the *choruses* of the songs. Like... WHAT THE FUCK?? How can you compare these snippets to the choruses of Pity Party, Cake, Tag, Pacify Her, Cry Baby, Alphabet Boy and more.