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She's posting lots of bts footage of Door and it's making me crazy. Her mind... she's amazing guys

WAIT THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD IS LOCKED FKDKFK No one takes this site seriously anyways so let's continue with our stupid hacking-the-shop conversation kfdk

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Why isn't @Banaloards posting screenshot after screenshot of this tremendously great conversation we're having today????

larinaisreal, yosemite, lifeisbeautiful, iamsecretlycardib, iwaspooronce, elvis, tourlyfe

Lana is one of the 124 users. She doesn't know what's going on. She's been too high lately busy meditating

wouldn't surprise me if he said that to be the only one hacking the site and getting ExClooSive MATErial to tease on his little twitter account

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In 3 years @randomlanadelreyfan: umm lana what the hell happened with the password on your shop @lanadelrey: Passwords are like riddles that God uses to prove our faith in each other. Norman Fucking Rockwell is coming next month babies xx

She's just giving her friend Charli sum promotion

"twoMonthsFromNow" obviously means she has two more months to promise the album is coming before suddenly disappearing and leaving us with nonsensical tweets

OMG queen of music video concepts Lady Ga Ga wishes

OMG maybe she is hiding the Cherry music video there

Actually after watching a bunch of quick tutorials on hacking sites, I could access the website. Lana is now selling merch with minions everywhere. Minions! We should have expected this since she liked that video of Gru on YouTube. Also, the password was: iamsecretlycardib

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the password is what she's actually saying in Venice Bitch

Win Edwards hacked the site and will sell his neverending pics of Lana with him in there

omg snapped JDKSLJ

We are all expecting Lana to help us on our scavengers hunt for the password and at the same time we all know her next tweet will be something like "Love is a piano chord" or some nonsensical shit like that

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You guys are in a crisis. I'm on my way!

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I will never forget the first time I heard GBA and how happy it made me feel. Aaah what a song. It’s almost unbelievable how fast time flies. Life is so fast man it’s crazyjdsksl

yeah yeah cute lyrics but ANOTHER BORING PRODUCTION? How is this the album she worked on for years. Honestly all of these songs sound like different parts of Training Wheels and even when TW is cute, it’s the weakest song on the album and we all know it. It’s been like 6 TRAINING WHEELS ALREADYY

wait so this week ???????