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The reason for me not putting any unreleased songs on my iPod, is to keep myself from taking Born To Die & Paradise for granted. I don't want them  to get lost between the enormous amount of other songs. I do have a lot of unreleased songs on my computer, which I listen to a lot as well though, but the albums have a special place in my heart.

I do have Sirens and AKA on my iPod, but those are albums as well so that makes sense in my world. Lah-di-dah.  

that pout

Take it a little more seriously, Monicker.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

LA today

I'm so excited :excited:  
 
This is either gonna be really polished and flawless or it's gonna be tacky as hell and flawless.

Actors will be playing Elvis and Marilyn.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

Best thing in this thread

HOW CAN ANYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT HER BODY WHEN SHE HAS TASSLES ON HER TITS!!!! YESSSSSS LANA!!!!! :hawt:

What I like about Lana is that ever since VG came out, she has always been that healthy looking girl. Not skinny mini nor chubby. She looks good - I bet she could go back to VG era body in no time. But thing is: people should not take model's body as a reference, those peeps are a minority and most of these super toned, skinny girls spend much time of their days focusing on diet and exercise. I'd rather have Lana focusing on music and video projects.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

THANK YOU. People need to cut this "a real, healthy, normal woman" shit out. How about a ~real woman~ is a human being that identifies as female--not a number on the scale or "sexy curves" or "huge thigh gap." By saying only people with more body fat are normal you're minimalizing naturally thin people; by saying only skinny people can be healthy you're insulting people with a naturally larger weight/shape who are doing just fine, tyvm. Body shaming in any form isn't o-fucking-kay or harmless or funny, as proved by the thousands of deaths globally (across all cultures, ages, and gender identities) from eating disorders.
 
On a more on-topic note, I need those red shoes in my life. Any help from the more fashion-aware people? I suppose I'll have to check the Lana clothes threads. And I--like everyone else--am hopelessly excited for whatever this new video is.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

Oh well, you learn something new everyday
ps. I don't think Lana looks like an unerect penis or fat, just a ~grown woman~

For @@xNoirx

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

I just want to rest my head on her stomach while she strokes my hair and sings softly to me. Aaaahhh. Her skin looks so nice, I could just eat her up...
 
I think she looks hot, and she seems happy! It's normal for girls (and guys) to gain a few pounds when they settle down with someone. That's a good sign - The Scottish hobo hipster makes her happy, and that makes me happy 
 
And am I the only one who's still going all OMG SHE'S IN UNDERWEAR!!! I need a minute.... 

BELLL AIR PLS I AM CRYING OMG EVERYONE HWRRE PROBS KNOW I STAN FOR THAT SONG OMFG I CAN'T ITkS WJHAT I TRULY WANT OMGHHjasall"njnajkshTakeMeTherejwj?Jjjalalodjan

OH MY GOD.
 
I'm ready for it, guys. Monologues to make you cringe and a filtered sunset as she twirls in the air and people jumping down her throat for advocating prostitution. I love this shit
 
Do you think Barrie is like, "Lana, doll, since you fucked the guy in your last videos and probably the blond cunt in the Karma video, you have to hire old men."
 
Lana: "Oh, no, Barrie, you're inflicting such a terrible punishment on me... :creepna:"
 
~time lapse~
 
Lana: "Okay Barrie Bear, I can't just repeat myself, pleeeeease can I hire Swallow again?" *de irony being thick*
 
Barrie: "No *pulls out catalogue of suitably unfuckable yet visually appealing dudes he's found*"
 
Lana: "Okay do what you do best eat the Pepsi cola you good for nuthin piece of shit I h8 you #cockblock"