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the detention snippet is TRAGIC are there anymore snippets cuz... chile

yuh

thanks sis I'll be using that one <3 btw I found another fan made if anyone wants to use (not mine):

hi does anyone think global warming is a good thing have an alternative cover for AKA with Lana Del REY instead of Ray. sorry its just my OCD acting up and I want a flawless cover for a flawless album ty x

AKA is one of her best albums and also has a lot of discography highlights.

me after checking this thread and there's still no announcement about the album:

so this is her first full length album since Sucker. right?

Me reading this post:

Meltdown #1648202: This era is so stressful. Could she at least give a release date or keep us updates? idk. This hoe be acting like there's no fucking album in sight while it should've been released by now. Clearly there isn't one, right? She's trying it at this point. Her ass is probably perchedT on this thread going through LanaBoards right now with a blunt getting a kii from our suffering. UGH I cannot believe this. I'm crying my clown make up off. Tears are falling down on my red nose. No NFR. God is dead.

I'm over this bitch. stan LOONA

my rectum is itching me. what about u guys?

why is Slow It Down her best song?

that EP omg move I'm stanning

good morning to everyone except Lana u fucking piece of trailer trash where is the fucking album we've been waiting for so long get your shit together you clown looking ass bitch is2g if I don't get an official announcement by 2morrow I will fight u hoe and I will run over u with my bike ok bb I luv u <33

kinda late to the party but I just got to listen to this today. Icy is SOTY by farrrrr

btw I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FINALLY GETTING AN ALBUM she needs to reveal the album cover already. I can tell Meet The Parents is mega BOP from the title alone

omg yes a concept

no. I just forget. never have I ever ignored my life priorities and did dumb shit instead only for the clown to come and bite 10 times harder?

okay you guys are NOT going to believe this but... ...I met Lana at Burger King this evening. I was waiting in line just right behind her. I was sooo fckn excited because I thought that was the perfect moment to take a picture with her and maybe ask her about the new album. so I said hi to her and told her how much she means to me and before I could ask her about the new album, she screams at me: "EW DON'T TOUCH ME, YOUR FATNESS JS CONTAGIOUS. I was paralyzed and speechless. Then two security guards came @ me . She told them I was being an annoying fag who couldn't stop pestering her. Next thing I know, the two guards tackled me and I was on the floor screaming for Lana to help me. I knew she wouldn't let this happen. She then snatched my phone and took a selfie for Snapchat, then threw it away after she spit on my face. Then she spit on me again and told me to lose weight lard, as I was dragged out by the security while she cackled out as loud as she could. This is the selfie she took, I'm devastated:

I love this new song are y'all on crack??

ohmygod I think I just saw Rusko Star on lanaboards

Can y'all stop bumping this thread? I always run here thinking there's finally some info about the album but it's just someone having a random meltdown.

I know this is irrelevant to the topic but does anyone know how to make a blog entry? ____ OT: we need the album NOW