American Whore

I now propose that all Americans who can vote for president in 2024, please write in Lana Del Rey. Shes over 35, so she's eligible She's liberal (but not actually running) She's elusive so nobody would know where she is She can write cryptically (and knows when to delete twitter) She is WiLd AnD fReE and she preeeeettttyyyy She has so many wigs nobody would know if it's her or not She is rich (but not how you think) and could fund her own campaign (even a free one on www.Lanaboards.com) She cares about people and not corporations (fuck you, music industry!) She's not afraid to fight you (she will win, rise again, soar in the wind) She'd be perfect for our next president. Maybe we should start a cult and get everyone to vote her in (bc let's face it, our elections are a joke anyway) so if everyone wrote her in, maybe we'd have a chance of having a female president who isn't a narcissistic maniac OR senile!

still find this tweet embarrassingly funny

this is the sick, wild energy we need to get an era started, i feel it

SCREAMING

you should listen to the album the song is about a man who's been in prison and this line specifically is about how he missed out on teaching his daughter things while away, which her mom taught her eveyrthing. fjm, like ldr, is a character writer. fjm is a character, just as much as ldr is. (btw, he's liberal so...) @mods can this be added to the BR thread?

we're getting raise me up on LDR9 i just know it 69 million stars aligning

bc the gays and gorls are hungry and we want to be fed what we LIKE what, the impact of "soon"? "the album is done lil b but idk when it'll be out" teas

she could literally just use this for an unreleased album and make it either an intro, outro, or an interlude. i don't want any more unreleased leaked stuff on the usual albums, so tired of that at this point

i don't know if nectar of the gods was ever actually called color blue /wild on you tbh. that was the title it had when it leaked, but i'm pretty sure nobody actually knew the title, so it was a fan made title as far as i remember edit: i looked it up and fans called it color blue/wild on you. it leaked as "track 1" or "track 2" with cherry blossom

it's funny bc they mention color blue being on the album but that's literally nectar of the gods on blue banisters also "she'll promote this album very much" is such bullshit

I honestly don't see its usage for me, usually sexual orientation doesn't matter much and you can romance anyone with any sim. I mean, it's good for those who want the representation, but it just makes me wonder if it'll be changing gameplay at all. If not, cool. If so, they can keep it and I'm not updating.

i guess when we said "no more jack!" she said "let me get a second jack to produce, hold on one sec"

Sonically I think we'll have something blue, like a hedgehog that runs fast i'm bored tho

just leak everything tbh, do it. idc if it'll be released, she could if she wants to still, but leak it so we can have outtakes

has anyone here played bayonetta on switch? it looks kinda cute and witchy and fun but also kinda difficult. i liked metroid dread though. also looking at maybe buying monster hunter rise? is that fun?

the problem is, she never does a release with a bunch of leftovers. we're still waiting on candy and the original version of hello heartache to leak, so i wouldn't be shocked if none of those tracks see the light of day unless leaked. i believe the original hello heartache was called gone? or complete me. i don't remember now but it used a very similar instrumental but only the instrumental leaked. theres a lot left unleaked and unreleased from eras prior so just don't get your hopes up, it's avril lol

i don't hate you but if you want me to, i mean... that can get kinda kinky i guess

i already have a source for that kinda thing, thx tho

ok so where's the tea?

i know, someone already corrected me

i don't remember tbh, but regardless that was over a year ago at this point

why is lana trending on twitter rn?? are we winning?

he hasn't had lana tea in like a year at least (since white dress)

i'm sorry gaga, artflop was good, us gays didn't come thru (still want onion girl and artflop pt 2)

yeah there's not many