American Whore

Hey all! I wanted to make a lil thing for us to do if anyone is interested? I'm thinking on Wednesdays we play Cards Against Humanity! There's a fun way to do it on mobile OR on a browser, so we'll take a vote and see if anyone is interested! I tried looking at both versions and it looks like the better option is the browser game, since it has all the packs and the app (EvilApples) costs money at least to get all the packs. I'm looking into other alternatives to see if there's one that I can make my own Lana/LB edition pack but I don't see a way to do that. Anyway, maybe this Wednesday at 8PM Eastern US time, we'll all get together and play? There's some rules to this though. CAH/EvilApples has a lot of adult jokes, so if you're uncomfortable with that, please don't join. It's meant to be a fun 18+ game, so play at your own discretion. I don't want anyone playing a game that makes them uncomfortable or doing something and they aren't having a good time I'll update this thread if I get enough people interested! Oh, and too, the thing is, there's a lot of people on LB that are in other countries outside of the US. If this time frame doesn't work for you, please post and let me know and maybe we can get games going that work better in your time zone too!

Ok so here's a fun lil game. We come up with weird LB scenarios that obviously aren't real and we explain what would happen, how it would happen, and what the outcome would be. Kind of like Marvel's What If, but make it Lanaboards so I'll go first. anytime someone is banned, all of their threads get locked and you can't search for their threads they made. their messages, status posts, everything disappears as if they never existed on the site. their username is scrubbed from their locked threads and their mentions become [redacted] so no one ever knows who they are that someone was mentioning

thats true i can see your point there. yeah, the string with the unreleased being put on BB was kind of annoying, i mean, she ripped them from youtube lol wtf. but other than that, the album would've been perfect with just the new songs

yeah true, but even blue banisters never got restocked at targets near me. they sold out and didn't restock. like i haven't seen more copies since i bought mine in like what november or december?

what, cocc and bb? nah, not that bad. bb isn't as good, chemtrails is much more special (to me, i love that album the most, i relate a lot to a lot of the songs and lyrics and whatnot) and then blue banisters was kinda messy like LFL was, so I don't want another of those. i'm good with chemtrails being a pseudo HM during this rotation blue banisters had a run that was almost perfect though, text book all the way through to dealer is peak lana del rey, it's so good. the only song i skip on chemtrails is for free. on blue banisters, i always skip thunder, sometimes violets for roses, and i don't think i've listened to sweet carolina since like december

Noooooo no no no LFL. No thanks. We don't need a bad era every 3-4 albums please no. Edit: You know what, I'll say this. Some songs aren't bad. But there's too many misses on LFL that it takes away from the rest and I don't want that happening again

WAIT IS THE NEW SEASON STARTING ALREADY!?!?!?!?! omg fuck fuck fuck fuck i love this show

mikewillmadeit commented on chuck's post of lana, i wonder if he's still interested in working with lana again?

break up with your boyfriend? i'd leave him and find someone better

I don't really know what to say at this point. I'm just fucking pissed off still. I woke up mad for the women who can't do what they want. Whose rights were taken away and laws were put in place automatically as soon as Roe was overturned. Womens rights were just aborted and nobody can do anything except vote???? Fucking bullshit I just want to watch the country burn at this point. I hope women and everyone understand that this should be the final straw. This should be it. We stopped protesting against police brutality and it still happens. We stopped doing anything and now they feel like they can do anything they want. Biden wants peaceful protests but protesting clearly doesn't do it anymore. We need a French Revolution style situation. The government doesn't work anymore. It's a fucking shit show ran by extremists and I'd be willing to bet that little Bitch Mcconnell had his hands in this decision. I'm just disappointed and angry and frustrated. I fucking hate it here.

i'm sorry but i don't think it's wrong that we should overthrow the government. at least it's not for racist reasons like the trumpers were doing it for. like legit i hope someone starts a revolution. clearly they're going after Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell next. once they take those rights away, we're going to be absolutely fucked, as if this isn't fucked up enough. this is just the start

at this point we need to fucking over throw the government. our votes don't mean anything anymore.

an executive order cannot change this. what can happen though is congress can pass a law that will make it to where abortion is still legal at a federal level, which is what biden wants, but he knows they don't have the numbers in congress for it, so we have to vote at the end of the year to get more democratic people in there. the problem is, we still can't trust the democrats either

What's next, gay rights? Black voters rights? This has to stop and should have been the straw that broke the camels back but we know it won't because people in the US are pussies and we can't do anything about it while we pay their salaries of over $200k a year. Meanwhile, we have a rapist in the Supreme Court who has just decided against a woman's right to choose to have an abortion. This is so fucked up. This government does not represent the people anymore and it's clear we need a new system. This country is a fuckhole of corporate greed and religious theologies taking control over other people's rights. Gay rights are next and we're not gonna have any say about it. I fucking hate it here.

That's disappointing it won't be on Apple Music oh well lol

hello? by adele?

big boobs? chile.... anyway so

i'm exhausted

cute jacket but honey.... cult leader doesn't need nikki someone shoot me if it happens

its prolly outtakes (if not just straight up face on body switches), her face looks less full there than recently

nothing but people being upset that their delusions didn't come true

it's still her birthday

nb4 starry eyed gets put on this abloom but its a youtube rip

not us expecting something and getting nothing she's delusional but she's got spirit

happy birthday lana! i definitely have the potatah salad and mcdonald's diet coke here!