Dark Angel

BROKE: LITTLE FUCKERS WOKE: LIPSTERS BESPOKE: BODY ELECTRICIANS

i'm pretty sure "lipster" is meant to be a mix between "lana" and "hipster" i wouldn't be surprised if it originated on websites like tumblr in the early 2010s ("hipster" alone would point to this lol)

honestly, it fills my heart with joy that i'm known for this <3 a walking lizzy grant encyclopedia <3

although the scat troll's posts were either scatless/censored they still felt very threatening to me

idk about you but she kinda sounds like the underground indie artist elizabeth woolridge grant

we're waiting for the tea @DragonWhore

is coronado a new song or from a past era?

"banned"

whoever's behind all of the scat accounts is probably viewing this thread right now as a guest and cackling at us, plotting their next attack

the breakfast in question:

rockafeller, my pecan pie, looks like scat, baby

Beefy Farts For Real!

this is fucking incredible

i actually don't like milk either so i'll stick with yogurt, (not-cottage) cheese, and ice cream

i know i just mentioned diarrhea but this is too personal

i don't like cottage cheese so i'll just say it's a delicious yogurt with berries (which won't give me diarrhea like activia did)

dolphin flower and seafoam nova are 100% fake lol

i still believe it's del norte country

Lasagna Delaware Reynolds!

"happy birthday to the lady who delivered my pizza last night, i ordered a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese x"

omg i just saw that the tag on the kurt and lana says "mydarkpeople"... dark city is leaking on thanksgiving yep, it's confirmed you can't deny the power of turkey del rey

looking up "kurt cobain thanksgiving turkey" didn't come up with any funny results so here's turkey del rey again to manifest: as well as this edit for that iconic grunge spirit:

lustforlife hacked into your phone and added this song to your playlist in order to troll you but yeah, a creepy and edgy mixture of 2000s pop-punk and ultraviolence is coming

i can't wait to connect with the gone, but not forgotten spirit of lustforlife using our luigi board...