SarcasticBeauty

If it doesnt leak a week in advance and we have to wait for New Zealanders/Germany? to get it, I just hope that they dont be selfish like they were with Cry Baby(Melanie Martinez) album.

I wont lie...... Training Wheels grew on me. At first I didnt feel it. But that "You've been riding two-wheelers all you life. It's not like I'm asking to be your wife." Lyric hit me in the heart wayy too hard. The problem with Mad Hatter is that it just didnt have as much emotion as the live version does. She ruin the album songs a little she performed because she didnt sing those songs the same as she did live and that's what makes mad hatter not as much as a fav. The live performance of Mad Hatter makes it a fav tho. That goes for Alphabet Boy, Cry Baby, and Cake. The whole album is excellent tho.

YASSS LANA! I'm ready. I'll be in school and ready to waste that who fuckin day.

Here’s my arrangement of them from the ones I like the most to least liked. 1.Tag, You’re It “I love it when I hear you breathing. I hope to God you’re never leaving.” 2. Alphabet Boy (although I love the live version better) “But your not my daddy and I’m not your dolly and your dictionary’s destroyed. 3. Teddy Bear "When you started talking in your sleep, saying things you’d do to me. 4. Milk and Cookies "Ooh, Honey Do you want me now? I cant take it anymore, need to put you to bed.” 5. Mrs. Potato Head “Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic, no one will love you if you’re unattractive. 6. Training Wheels "You’ve been riding two wheelers all your life. It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife.” 7. Play Date “Don’t want to leave this play date with you.” 8. Sippy Cup “Blood money, blood money. How did you afford this ring that I love, honey?” 9. Pacify Her “Tired, Blue Boy walks my way.”<–the boy blue reference was cute. 10. Dollhouse “Hey girl, look at my mom she’s got it going on. HA! Your blinded by her jewelry.” 11. Cry Baby “Your hearts too big for your body, its where your feelings hide” 12. Soap “Think I got myself in trouble, so I fill the bath with bubbles.” 13. Pity Party “Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.” 14. Mad Hatter “You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone. Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong.” 15. Cake “If I’m just a piece of cake, then you’re just a piece of meat, you’re just a piece of meat to me.” 16. Carousel “I know chasing you is like a fairytale.” Tbh the reason why all the ones she performed live is towards the bottom at all, is because 1. When making a list something has to be down there. And 2. They all sounded better live. She sang more live.

I realized why Tag, You're It is a fav amongst the fandom. Idk, this is just an observation it's not 100%, but it seems like we like it the most because it has the most vocal range. All the songs on her album at very sing-talk at the same pace, but with Tag You're It, she seems to sing at us a little more, kinda like how she sings Cry Baby live. She has a more emotional take at Tag You're It, in the final singing of the chorus.

My fav part was most def the run. Shit looked like she was running from something chasing her in a scary movie. Her dress getting caught on something is the perfect white-girl-main character-in horror movie trope. lol

Here's a Youtube link for now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApcPSN1ATpA

She shoulda put the bonus songs instead of Carousel and Dollhouse tbh.

OMG Teddy Bear is my shiiiiiiit! Play Date is fun too.

I wont lie..... I LOOOVED the album. BUT, I agree. It was so monotone, she didnt try to hit any notes, or yell at us in crybaby like she does at the live version. She gave no variances or life in the album versions of any of the songs.

I saw this coming all the way. lol (expected more aliens tho). Lana needs her privacy... all she wanted to do was get high by the beach.

Damn... can somebody send a damn link please?

I called it. I said she was gonna blow up the helicopter..... I think she needs her privacy lol

She seems like she's a bit happier. Specially with all the laughter in this interview. But he didnt ask any of the questions we really wanted to know. Which was annoying. She did say that she wasnt a promo person, so she needs to just pull a Beyonce/Drake and just let us have it. I mean shit, its done might as well. lol

For some reason.... Training Wheels is the only song I felt like ahnn, it couldve have been left off. I can still listen to it, and it sounds pretty good. But for come reason I just dont like it all that much.

Top 10?

It's about sexual assault. It's supposed to sound like that. The wolf/predator took Cry Baby from the parking lot (probs near a playground after her "pity party" goes awry she prob went there) and he tried to lure her in. When she tried to get away he pushed her down and grabbed her. The only thing that's unsure is if Cry Baby in this instance is suppose to be a little girl (showing more or less the dangers of strangers) or an adult woman and men trying to have their way with them by forcing them. Even tho the topic is risque.... that song fiiire tho.

Hopefully she'll announce when the album will come out too.

I like how she sounded genuinely happy. I mean I know she's never really "sounded depressed" on an interview. But she was giggly and seemed to be actually ready to promote.

I feel like the video will be a Sy-Fy action movie like. Lol I can picture that Lana is on the run from her lover and here he comes with a helicopter trying to come get her and she shoots it down with her huge ass gun. Idk where the aliens come in at, but they come in somewhere. lol I mean she's high she has to see aliens... I mean what kind of Seth Rogen/James Franco video would it be? Jk jk. But I'm serious about the Sy-Fy part tho.

You typed this and actually believed it..... Nah, nevermind. Not gonna get into it.

I laughed entirely too much from this.

One thing I can say is that the song doesnt sound like a radio hit to me. tbh. Like yeah its more upbeat and stuff, but it still doesnt sound like something you'd hear on the radio. It should do well with downloads tho and online stuff.

Although I really do like this song. I do sorta agree with a lot of others on here. The beat was simple as fuck. Like a starter beat. Or one you find on the internet. She really could've done better. Or at least got Kanye or someone with merit to make the "muddy trap" beat for her. But I feel like her vocals and melody helped carry it a little more to make it catchier.

The production part is true... a remix tho....naah.