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Cartoon: Noir - She's like a cartoon. Carmen - Cartoon eyes

late i know June 4th. So basically my dad drove me almost 4 hours to the capital, I got there at about 2pm, (doors open 6:30pm, show starts 8pm). There were like 20 people there already, I was alone. I waited for about 2 hours, then it started POURING RAIN and most people moved under the roofs, but me and like 10 other people stayed. IT WAS FREEZING, I was all soaking wet, my shoes were soaked, my jeans, my everything but I didn't care I was just worried about the ticket in the inside pocket of my jacket It stopped raining about 30 minutes later, so it was about 5pm and everyone started moving back to their places. More and more people kept coming. I was still in the front THANKFULLY. At about 6pm the security guards came (lol) and started opening the doors (not letting people in yet) and everyone started pushing and I was being crushed by, I would say around 300 people (i'm barely 5'2 ). THEN THEY OPENED THE DOORS AND EVERYONE STARTED RUNNING. I got in pretty quickly and started following everyone because I wasn't sure which gates to the stage they were gonna open. THERE'S LIKE 80 OF US RUNNING FULL SPEED AND THEN ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES SAYS THAT WE'RE RUNNING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION SO EVERYONE STARTS RUNNING BACK. We finally get to the gates (they're still closed) and I'm about 3 meters from the gates fml We waited about 10 minutes and the gates OPENED. EVERYONE STARTED RUNNING, THERE WERE PEOPLE FALLING AND OTHERS STEPPING ON THEM JUST LIKE YOU SEE IN MOVIES AND SOME BITCH FELL IN FRONT OF ME AND ALMOST MADE ME FALL BUT I KEPT RUNNING. I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER RAN THAT FAST. So I get to the stage and i'm in second row right in the middle in front of the little stairs!!!!!!!!! Everyone is crushing each other, there's barely any AIR. the air conditioners were horrible and I was wearing a leather jacket lol. Some people were lifting their phones up to see how many people there were, and literally the whole stadium was FULL, I couldn't believe I was in the front. Later, I read it was almost 12k people. So after lots of crushing, waving, moving, sweating, screaming and about an hour of waiting the opening band finally started playing. I had never heard of them before, but they were pretty good, they're called Golden Parazyth, look 'em up. AND THEN. THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. LANA'S BAND STARTED SHOWING UP. AND THEN THE PRINCESS CAME IN LOOKING BEAUTIFUL IN A LITTLE GREEN DRESS. HER LEGS. HER FUCKING LEGS. HER FACE. SHE WAS SMILING AND LAUGHING AND OMG I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. She kept repeating how she couldn't believe how many people were there and honestly, I couldn't either. I mean, it's Lithuania. PLEASE. She jumped off of the stage a couple times during Cola. I thought I was dreaming. It was perfect (I thought the music could've been louder though). She looked 500 times more beautiful in real life than in pictures. I actually thought she was taller, but I would say she was like 10 centimeters higher than me. SHE WAS GRINDING THE MIC POLE DURING BODY ELECTRIC LIKE 3 METERS AWAY FROM ME. I knew she was gonna come sit on the stairs during Without You 'cause she usually does that, so I prepared to scream my guts out during "Am I glamorous?". YOU CAN HEAR ME SCREAM "YEEEEES!". This was filmed by a person a little on my left: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_q6FwzeIVM I MADE HER SMILE JESUS CHRIST SWEET MOTHER OF GOD MY LIFE IS MADE Some people started looking at me like I was naked but who cares!!!11!!!1 It was like a dream, but I remember very little of Ride I don't know why. Before Summertime Sadness, she was like "Hmm, what should we do?" AND I WANTED TO SCREAM "DARK PARADISE!!!!!!!!!" BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I WAS LOST I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY Someone screamed something, I didn't hear what it was, but she said: "Mmm! No, let's do summertime." So basically the concert was perfect. VIDEO GAMES THOUGH. The intro started playing and everyone was screaming SO LOUD, I think that was the loudest part of the whole concert. She started smiling and laughing and said something like: "Oh my god! You're gonna have to help me!" I started crying because it was so beautiful, it's my all time favorite Lana song and she was so perfect. People singing along at 3:00: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAUbDSjys6Q AFTER VIDEO GAMES FINISHED I WAS LIKE "NOOOOOOOO, NATIONAL ANTHEM IS THE LAST SONG FML" but she did Burning Desire YES. The performance was so hot i'm getting hot just rIGHT NOW. It was time for the last song, National Anthem. After the song, she jumped off the stage!!!!!!!! She went to the right side first, then came to the middle. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT I FILMED IT AND SHE SAID "HI BABY" AND KISSED MY PHONE IDK IF SHE DID THAT ON PURPOSE OR IF I SHOVED MY PHONE INTO SOMEBODY'S FACE BUT I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT SHE SAID HI TO ME AND CALLED ME BABY Here's my video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0v1JLOPJaU Then she went up to the girl on my left, started signing stuff AND I HELD HER HAND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS. AND IT WASN'T JUST A TOUCH OR A SLAP. I LITERALLY HELD HER HAND LIKE THIS: MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS I KEPT LOOKING AT OUR HANDS AND THEN AT HER THEN AT OUR HANDS AGAIN THEN HER THEN HANDS THEN HER OMG. HER HAND WAS A LOT BIGGER THAN MINE but I have baby hands. I WAS CRYING. THEN SHE KISSED A GIRL NEXT TO ME ON THE LIPS AND SHE STARTED CRYING REALLY LOUD LIKE I THINK YOU CAN HEAR HER IN THE VIDEO. I saw quite a few guys crying too. She stayed down there for at least 20 minutes, signed posters, took pictures, then took the gifts, flowers, and left. Everyone started leaving the stadium, I still stood there crying. I couldn't believe what happened. I wasn't planning on buying anything but the paradise poster was rly cheap so I bought that. It's now hanging on my wall: I went back to my dad's car and started CRYING, I couldn't even speak, my dad started asking WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED. He thought something bad had happened to me. ALL I COULD SAY WAS: "I TOUCHED, I TOUCHED HER". So I sat in the car and cried literally for nearly 30 minutes. My dad said we could wait if she was to come out. I was like YES, so we waited for about 20 minutes (it was already about 40 minutes after the show) and I saw a few people waiting, but someone said she had already left. I was like So we left. THE NEXT DAY I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT SHE CAME OUTSIDE AND TOOK PICTURES WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON LIKE 5 OR 10 MINUTES AFTER I LEFT I was in shock for like 3 days, I could barely SPEAK, I just kept rewatching videos from the concert. But that was definitely the best day of my life. She said she would come back, I hope she will. I recorded little pieces of every single song, I think, but the quality is pretty bad. I wanted to go to Latvia's show a couple weeks later 'cause it the venue is literally like 3 hours away from where I live but my mom didn't let me wow this is long i'm sorry, and excuse any grammar mistakes it's almost 4am

Melt Yourself Down don't even have a wikipedia page, but they're a UK based band and they released their self-titled debut album like a couple months ago. I don't even know how to describe their music, I would say something like electro-funk-african shit, like you have to listen to understand, it's super energetic and it makes you feel high. There's not much singing but the lead vocalist is VERY energetic. AND THEIR VIDEOS ARE FUCKING AWESOME:

st tropez vs queen of the gas station

Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 7 Blue Jeans - 3 Video Games - 6 Diet Mountain Dew - 5 National Anthem - 6 Dark Paradise - 3 Radio - 7 Carmen - 5 Million Dollar Man - 6 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 6 Lolita - 2 Lucky Ones - 7 Ride - 6 American - 6 Cola - 10 Body Electric - 4 Blue Velvet - 3 Gods and Monsters - 7 Bel Air - 7 Burning Desire - 5

nope

Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 6 Blue Jeans - 4 Video Games - 6 Diet Mountain Dew - 5 National Anthem - 5 Dark Paradise - 3 Radio - 7 Carmen - 5 Million Dollar Man - 6 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 6 Lolita - 2 Lucky Ones - 7 Ride - 6 American - 3 Cola - 10 Body Electric - 4 Blue Velvet - 4 Gods and Monsters - 7 Bel Air - 7 Burning Desire - 5

why are yall killing dark paradise Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 6 Blue Jeans - 4 Video Games - 6 Diet Mountain Dew - 5 National Anthem - 5 Dark Paradise - 4 Radio - 5 Carmen - 6 Million Dollar Man - 6 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 6 Lolita - 2 Lucky Ones - 7 Ride - 6 American - 4 Cola - 9 Body Electric - 5 Blue Velvet - 4 Gods and Monsters - 7 Bel Air - 6 Burning Desire - 5

ss is #28 on one of most popular radio stations in lithuania

Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 6 Blue Jeans - 4 Video Games - 6 Diet Mountain Dew - 6 National Anthem - 5 Dark Paradise - 4 Radio - 6 Carmen - 6 Million Dollar Man - 6 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 6 Lolita - 2 Lucky Ones - 6 Ride - 6 American - 4 Cola - 7 Body Electric - 5 Blue Velvet - 4 Gods and Monsters - 7 Bel Air - 7 Burning Desire - 5

Likes black and white and thinks smoking lana is just smoking hot (see what i did there)

If your life was a TV show, this would be the theme song: Goodbye Kiss Will you ever get to heaven?: Carmen Song you dance to at your wedding: Queen of the Gas Station This song contains the name of your first-born: Prom Song (Gone Wrong) Song played at your funeral: Young & Beautiful (Jazz Version) What do you want right now?: Driving in Cars with Boys Song that describes your sex life: Chelsea Hotel No 2 (giving me head on the unmade bed ) How will you die?: BEL AIR Your life motto: Golden Grill What do you look for in a girl/guy?: Jealous Girl Song that plays in your head when you see someone attractive: Ride (Instrumental) What people think of you: This Is What Makes Us Girls Where will you live?: Lolita What is your vice?: Put me in a Movie What is the most important thing in your life? Diet Mountain Dew Who do you look up to?: Last Girl on Earth

NEVERMIND

Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 6 Blue Jeans - 5 Video Games - 6 Diet Mountain Dew - 6 National Anthem - 5 Dark Paradise -5 Radio - 4 Carmen - 6 Million Dollar Man - 6 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 6 Lolita - 2 Lucky Ones - 6 Ride - 6 American - 5 Cola - 7 Body Electric - 5 Blue Velvet - 4 Gods and Monsters - 6 Bel Air - 7 Burning Desire - 5

You're Gonna Love Me 11 Daytona Meth 10 Hawaiian Tropic 10 Oooh Baby/Are You Ready? 10 Break My Fall 9 Dangerous Girl 9 Heartshaped Chevrolet 9 Go Go Dancer 11 Golden Grill 9 Maha Maha 8 I Dont Wanna Go 11 Queen Of Disaster 10 Motel 6 11 Stop Lite Delite 10 St. Tropez 11 Put The Radio On 10 NOIR 12 Driving In Cars 10 Us Against The World 8 Making Out 11

ahs is my life i liked s2 ten times more than s1, i thought it was way more interesting, and i wasn't a fan of violet/tate in s1. The devil in mary eunice and lana were my favorite characters

Born to Die - 6 Off to the Races - 6 Blue Jeans - 5 Video Games - 5 Diet Mountain Dew - 5 National Anthem - 5 Dark Paradise - 4 Radio - 6 Carmen - 5 Million Dollar Man - 5 Summertime Sadness - 4 This Is What Makes Us Girls - 6 Without You - 5 Lolita - 4 Lucky Ones - 6 Ride - 5 American - 5 Cola - 6 Body Electric - 4 Blue Velvet - 5 Gods and Monsters - 6 Yayo - 1 Bel Air - 6 Burning Desire - 5

dat ass

the monologue can be 30 minutes for all i care, i just want to see her in that stripper outfit

But the poster is so pretty 30-minute short film

the tweet isn't there anymore it's either fake or she deleted it