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people let's use our brains… it's obviously not the real cover. even IF the real cover is indeed a black text over solid neon green background, it will absolutely not be that lq stretched mess. charli might be a troll but she's not THAT much of a troll to have her album cover be that, she also said she was into lying this era and y'all are falling for her lies 😭😭

no but seriously you actually think out of all the music she put out in 10 years of career her best project is the one that goes "i wanna whale cock (repetition) that moby dick"? not even judging anymore atp just curious about the inner machinations of your mind

she would have to share it with that creep tho 🤷‍♀️

baby those full blown ESSAYS took me by surprise i opened the slayyyter thread expecting some lighthearted fun and giggles not research papers on whether slayyyter is derivative or not. is not that serious darling but you do you, if writing novels on lanaboards is what you do for fun then go for it sweetheart

do you… actually believe that's kim best work? i can get behind liking it but thinking it's her best?? say sike rn…

i don't think ayesha really cares about bursting streaming numbers bc she's not really a charting artist so it doesn't really make a difference for her

she's so madonna here

jesus christ what in the book club is going on

i could do without VBS honestly we already had that song for ages now, of course it would be nice to finally have it out officially but i can understand if ayesha doesn't want anything to do with crapface

i'm sorry but the whole point of this comeback was the universe getting ayesha to release iconic we the people deserve to hear it in full we have endured that youtube version long enough

this is so vroom vroom era coded sxsw 2016 vibes https://x.com/fckyeahcharli/status/1761190117396365676

idk how true this information is but if it is real man i'm gonna have a BLAST

i'm liking these new snippets, it's very shygirl

are phones even allowed inside the venue

i would not put that past her in all honesty

april would be a very reasonable month for the album to come out but knowing charli it will probably come out in late september

but there's one thing we can't deny… it looks bomb on a wall tho

i believe this fuckass rollout has something to do with delayed vinyl pressings, there's really no logic reason behind all the teasing and waiting besides that

well… after joanne, miley did younger now, kesha did rainbow and kylie minogue did golden. it wasn't as impactless as you think lol. oh and let's not forget that atrocious meant to be song by bebe rexha

i know that's why charli occasionally releases utter trash like in the city to please them

i LOVE xcx world but that would've tanked so bad… the reviews would rip her to shreds the moment they hear "working like a young kardashian". just look at the reception bounce got after jimmy kimmel… it was hell. truly a career ender if it got released

i personally think it's the same mv they just cut the explosion scenes out which could explain why nothing really happens in the video

i've seen some delusional people here but this takes the cake

mess anyways… did anyone try the problematique visuals as backdrops on the tour? i thought the problematique visuals were lovely (and original, unlike… you know…)

artists always say that about their latest work but i don't blame them, i wouldn't put out something that i don't think is my best work to date either