necessary sacrifice

sweet carolina vibes maybe?

14 minutes ago, COCC said:

 

I think you're confusing BB with Nikki's next album. Lana said she's fed up with her sisters coming to paint her banisters every May. I mean, every May? How bad are you at painting when you have to redo it every year? Just do it properly for once and for all, like a real man. Green and gray is also quite an ugly color combination. That's why BB is dedicated to all the men and women have to wait for LDR 9. I'm sorry, but I'm sure you will enjoy Nikkis country bops 

you can't just expect women to be just like men  we're doing our best, it's not our fault men aren't reliable  that's why lana gives the girls music and the boys can't listen  y'all have done enough  also leave our sister nikki alone and go pick on men. they at least deserve it. 

i heard lana's releasing another single before the album but only for the girls  apparently it won't even show up for men  what a generous queen! 

20 minutes ago, COCC said:

But shouldn‘t you be in the kitchen making birthday cake, watching the chicken run barefeet and waiting for the baby that is on the way? 

just as soon as we're done washing our hair and doing the laundry. girls get to take their time. 

2 hours ago, COCC said:

COCC was for the girls, because we got female scat porn in the pre-release thread. Also because she (mostly) sings about women. BB is for the boys because women can‘t drive John Deeres or Range Rovers (ask science) and we got male scat porn. Also because of the lyrics about her dad and lovers.

 

sorry but only the ladies get to listen to blue banisters by lana del rey, the fellas get to paint our banisters blue instead.  i don't make the rules, god does. 

how are y'all even gonna read the production credits when they come out?  boys can't read 

can't wait for this album. another win for the girls!  i'm so glad it's illegal for boys to listen to lana 

only men can hear such subtle differences in sound quality lol. just enjoy the song or go build something!! 

someone please let me know where to buy the standard black vinyl in canada. normally its on her shop, but apparently not this round. will it be in stores or is every store getting a different colour again? 

is there anywhere in canada to buy the standard black vinyl? with cotcc, no stores carried the standard black here, just her shop, but it’s not available on the canadian shop this round. if anyone finds a canadian retailer that’s gonna sell the standard black, let me know. the standard black is the most important one for me.

sorry if i missed this but do we know if the smiling dogs cover will be available on vinyl or just cd? and if it does come on vinyl, do we know its corresponding colour yet? 

11 hours ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

Phoenix? Really? She named that beautiful girl Phoenix?

Horrible name. Why not Daisy or Melinda or an actual girl name?

Phoenix is a beautiful name and I don’t see what isn’t “girly” enough about it. Are mythical birds considered unfeminine now or something?  Ironic since both magic and birds often get associated with femininity more often than masculinity anyway. Also, once a child is born and named, it’s just plain mean and bullying to criticize their name. It’s insulting to both the child and the parents. Grow up. Honestly I even find it rude enough to criticize name choices before a baby is born, but once they’re born, you’re insulting a living person. If it’s not your kid, you get zero opinion on their name. I kinda wish Chuck didn’t share the name because people always have the worst things to say about everything. I just hope Chuck doesn’t have to see any of these ridiculous criticisms.

Fashions of 1934

Cruel World vs White Dress

Every time it turns to May

All my sisters fly to me

My body is a map of LA

I stand straight like an angel

with a halo

Once all of y’all get put on mod queue, Lana is bound to announce something out of spite... so announcement tomorrow I guess?  

but seriously tho how iconic would it be if that actually happened lol

1 hour ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

she really said

this is MY instagram

It’s about time for her to post another Question for the Culture and spice things up a bit while we wait for the album

11 hours ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

Random, but if Lana were to put a cover on the album (and not necessarily if you want one in general), which song would you choose to fit BB?

I’m Always Chasing Rainbows

I think lyrically it would match the themes of the songs we’ve heard from the album so far.

4 hours ago, Lentilus said:

If she delays the album to delete all piano off the album.....a dream. 

or maybe she’s adding more piano 

3 hours ago, DLT said:

They always submit her under Pop. It’s crazy. Honestly they should have been and should be submitting her under Alternative but I don’t see that changing lol!

Joni Mitchell was always submitted under pop too. It’s probably just because they’re women. 

7 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Tbh I think he's just saying stuff at this point

Everything he's said lately revolves "uncertainty" that can never be proven.

Like he said she changed the album title but if it turns out it really is BB then he'll just say she changed it back and then he gets away with it even if he was just making stuff up. If she changed it to something else then why isn't he saying what that is? Spill or shut. 

Personally I only listen to him when it's something concrete

I’m convinced that he only really knows fully about the 3 singles and last time only really knew fully about LMLYLAW and just makes up the rest of the stuff for attention. Pretty much everything else he says is vague and turns out to be wrong (like COTCC & BB avoiding delays ). Either that or her team knows he’s leaking info and are fucking with him til he stops. 

Tbh Lana’s kinda giving me Belle vibes on the cover with the yellow dress 

Old Hollywood Blue Banisters vibes 

On the Avenue (1937)

Bombshell (1933)

The album still has the same name and she gave no fake date, but I totally called her announcing the album again yesterday. Freaky... I guess I’m a prophet now.