LiamViljoen

Ok. I really hate being the negative one, but after thinking about it, I doubt this record is going to be a smash with the critics. I just read an article where this "journalist" described the concert in Vancouver. He started talking pretty positively about some of the other acts, then he went on to Lana and started talking about how her name isn't really Lana Del Rey (for those of us who didn't know) Of course, he used the obligatory SNL story to fill up about a third of the article. The whole thing was extremely unprofessional but I mean, do any of us really think it'll get better? If anything it might get worse, people will talk about how she's a bad role model and romanticises domestic violence (even if Eminem, a fucking MAN sings about beating + killing woman, yet critics excuse him because "he's not really being serious, sexist values right there for ya')

Ok. I really hate being the negative one, but after thinking about it, I doubt this record is going to be a smash with the critics. I just read an article where this "journalist" described the concert in Vancouver. He started talking pretty positively about some of the other acts, then he went on to Lana and started talking about how her name isn't really Lana Del Rey (for those of us who didn't know) Of course, he used the obligatory SNL story to fill up about a third of the article. The whole thing was extremely unprofessional but I mean, do any of us really think it'll get better? If anything it might get worse, people will talk about how she's a bad role model and romanticises domestic violence (even if Eminem, a fucking MAN sings about beating + killing woman, yet critics excuse him because "he's not really being serious, sexist values right there for ya')

Ok so I haven't really been a member of this site for too long but I think it's fair to say that this is the exact same reaction you had to the paradise snippets, right?
 
"Like an American, oh ooh oh oh oh oh ooh oh oooh, like an American"
 

 
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies"
 

 
" I sing the body electric, I'm on fire sing that body electric"
 

 
"I was an angel, looking to get fucked hard... Fuck yeah, give it to me"
 

 
I don't know... Bel Air and Yayo are pretty flawless lyrically so I'll stop there. My point being the chorus usually sounds pretty dumb and repetitive on it's own, for any respectable singer. Maybe this won't change your mind but if you do hate uv in it's entirety well then, ok, see ya'!
 

 
But please, if you do dislike it, then just don't talk about it here, or at the very least constructive critisism only, I don't want each thread filled with ex-fans saying "ughh I hate Lana now, her lyrics aren't insightful and her production isn't "whimsical" enough"
 
That being said I will agree Lana has definitly made an odd evolution as an artist, most likely because she's listening to much to the critics and trying to impress them rather than her fans. If this era produces music you'd rather not listen to then I'd understand your dissapointment but it just seems selfish to try to bum the rest of us out when we're getting all hyped and trying to diminish our opinions by saying "no your wrong, this is shit"
 
M'kay? ... M'kay then.
 

My mind went blank when I saw the seals.
 
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J8xoJg0N598

Ok so I haven't really been a member of this site for too long but I think it's fair to say that this is the exact same reaction you had to the paradise snippets, right?
 
"Like an American, oh ooh oh oh oh oh ooh oh oooh, like an American"
 

 
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies"
 

 
" I sing the body electric, I'm on fire sing that body electric"
 

 
"I was an angel, looking to get fucked hard... Fuck yeah, give it to me"
 

 
I don't know... Bel Air and Yayo are pretty flawless lyrically so I'll stop there. My point being the chorus usually sounds pretty dumb and repetitive on it's own, for any respectable singer. Maybe this won't change your mind but if you do hate uv in it's entirety well then, ok, see ya'!
 

 
But please, if you do dislike it, then just don't talk about it here, or at the very least constructive critisism only, I don't want each thread filled with ex-fans saying "ughh I hate Lana now, her lyrics aren't insightful and her production isn't "whimsical" enough"
 
That being said I will agree Lana has definitly made an odd evolution as an artist, most likely because she's listening to much to the critics and trying to impress them rather than her fans. If this era produces music you'd rather not listen to then I'd understand your dissapointment but it just seems selfish to try to bum the rest of us out when we're getting all hyped and trying to diminish our opinions by saying "no your wrong, this is shit"
 
M'kay? ... M'kay then.
 

Ok so I haven't really been a member of this site for too long but I think it's fair to say that this is the exact same reaction you had to the paradise snippets, right?
 
"Like an American, oh ooh oh oh oh oh ooh oh oooh, like an American"
 

 
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies"
 

 
" I sing the body electric, I'm on fire sing that body electric"
 

 
"I was an angel, looking to get fucked hard... Fuck yeah, give it to me"
 

 
I don't know... Bel Air and Yayo are pretty flawless lyrically so I'll stop there. My point being the chorus usually sounds pretty dumb and repetitive on it's own, for any respectable singer. Maybe this won't change your mind but if you do hate uv in it's entirety well then, ok, see ya'!
 

 
But please, if you do dislike it, then just don't talk about it here, or at the very least constructive critisism only, I don't want each thread filled with ex-fans saying "ughh I hate Lana now, her lyrics aren't insightful and her production isn't "whimsical" enough"
 
That being said I will agree Lana has definitly made an odd evolution as an artist, most likely because she's listening to much to the critics and trying to impress them rather than her fans. If this era produces music you'd rather not listen to then I'd understand your dissapointment but it just seems selfish to try to bum the rest of us out when we're getting all hyped and trying to diminish our opinions by saying "no your wrong, this is shit"
 
M'kay? ... M'kay then.
 

Or if he kills someone and is put on death row. Anyway Cola is about Barrie, sorta... or at least she uses his description of her pussy in that song (I still find it hilarious how casually she answers that question)
 
...

Yeah, sure
 
Don't pretend you have the willpower to ignore Lana for a whole TWO DAYS. None of us do.

 
This whole waiting procces would be so much easier if i listended to someone awful like kreayshawn.

Or if he kills someone and is put on death row. Anyway Cola is about Barrie, sorta... or at least she uses his description of her pussy in that song (I still find it hilarious how casually she answers that question)
 
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I actually think some of these lyrics are on par with songs like Get Drunk or Kill Kill etc. a level of emotional impact her music hasn't had on me since I first heard Video Games. Not to diss the rest of BTD, still the best record of 2012 (mainly just cause the first few songs are so good the second half of the album could have just been Lana queefing pepsi scented farts into the microphone and it would still be one of the best albums I ever heard)

Fingers crossed this'll come with my West Coast preorder. Finnaly this era is getting back on track!
 

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

Wow it actually sounds a lot sexier in spanish.
 
Lana, por favor, mi dedo tebder la vagina luego estafa mi vello púbico y se lo comen luego caca en mi lengua y arrancarle las uñas fuera y obligarlos a mi Butthole
 
So classy.

I hope it is Kill Kill imo. that song has the potential to be better than it already is. Imagine those beats in the back and that "mm" redone. the "mm" in Kill Kill  is the reason i live

In OTTR I used to hear:
 
"but I thrust in, because maybe I'm a whore"
 
 
 
And in NA:
 
"shuka shuka how now, shave my legs down down"

......
 
Sirens is perfect! Most of the unreleased stuff is amazing. YOU MENTAL.

Oh! I wouldn't mind if she worked with Greg Kurstin!!! He's such a great producer. Him & Paul Epworth are my favorites.
 
Also, I wonder how many songs she did with Aaron LaCrate. At least two, and who knows--maybe even more! My ears are drooling.
 
Ew. That's disgusting.

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

I don't know wether you've gone on the trip yet but I made a CD for a road trip to Miami and all my friends turned Lana Stan overnight.
 
Million Dollar Man
Gods And Monsters
Angels Forever
Dark Paradise (demo)
Smarty
Kill Kill
Put The Radio On
Driving In Cars With Boys
You Can Be The Boss
Children Of The Bad Revolution
Mermaid Motel
Oh Say
Black Beauty
Mississippi South
Pawn Shop Blues
Brite Lites
Velvet Crowbar
Trash Magic
Come When You Call Me America
Your Gonna Love Me
Gramma
So Legit
Dayglo Reflection
Queen Of The Gas Station
For K

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3:

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french.  
:derpna: :derpna3: