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Ha! I don't need a(nother) troll account; according to Alex I'm a Russian troll ...

Does this duck mitten belong to Alex's cousin, or what?

My uncle in Tasmania has a calendar, and sometimes he looks at it, so I asked him about dates. He confirmed that September 5th is a Saturday. My laptop has a background image, so I know all about backgrounds.

PLEASE ПОЖАЛУЙСТА Okay I've finally stopped laughing Are you saying that you asked your cousin, who is a London vet, about the animal noises in the background of Tulsa Jesus Freak?

Everyone dragging him about that in the comments It's what he deserves

It'd be better if you were from Ar-Kansas instead of ordinary Kansas, but a win's a win.

It looks like the same shade as when she went auburn for 3 days last year to film the DT teaser. She probably just never threw out the box and it's been sitting there the entire time.

I don't think she seemed annoyed; I think she's just used to being able to order people about. Everyone always does what she says because she's Head Bitch. Plus she's the eldest sibling. My (older) sister talks to me like that all the time.

As an aside, Chase has deleted his IG. Could be unrelated to Lana, but could also be because he expects unwanted attention from whatever's on this album

"drink this wine and fuck this camp shit"

It sounds like "Drink this wine and [something] [something] shit" to me, but as I said, I'm a crackhead

I'm not gonna post what I hear cos it's soooo crackheaded I'm gonna wait 'til we get the song and see if I'm right

Gee I wonder who this is about

Why is it so fucking hilarious that someone sleuthed this I'm fucking dying ETA: I love that there is shit EVERYWHERE on that counter ... relatable af Dw sis ... I know exactly what you mean

That's right - not doing so hurts or even kills frogs. Obviously, she doesn't know, but ...

Honestly it could be such a serve This particular edit upsets me because I used Amber Heard's hair, though

The way she put her own song on there ETA: oh nm I just read the question Anyway, other than the obvious safety implications of driving like a maniac, she needs to stop giving people reasons to drag her. We're tired.

Oooh, there was a fight on this thread and I wasn't involved. How novel.

Sometimes I don't even register what register

Either way, the fact that she's still going on about it irks me. Even if they didn't fund her career directly, I would argue that they still did so indirectly. What I mean by that is, it's easier to pursue a career in music, or whatever you want, if you have well-off parents to fall back on, and she has always had that. It's clear that she hasn't always had the best relationship with them, but I also don't think they ever would've left her to live on the street or anything. They, and their money, were always there if she ever needed it. A lot of people don't have the privilege of choosing what they want to do with their lives, and have to do whatever they can to pay bills. It's not her fault that her parents are well-off, but I also think she should stop whining about people pointing out that they were. You know, and then there's "they say that I'm rich, and I am - but not in the way that they think". As several critics have already pointed out, she IS rich in precisely the way we think. She has millions of dollars. We all get what she means but she didn't communicate it well, so it's difficult to argue that this is "good" poetry. In some cases, it's difficult to argue that it's poetry at all. It is what it is, and I'm glad people are enjoying it, but I don't think anyone should be acting as if she's the Next Best American Poet.

Yeah honestly, shit like that ^ is why I'm having a lot of trouble getting on board with Violet because, to me, it all comes across as a bit of a pity party. I get that not everything is autobiographical, but that hits really close to home and she clearly believes that about herself.

It's clear that it wasn't written about him, because she posted part of it last year, but it's possible that she changed it or finds it to be applicable to him. The parts about not wanting to sell stories sounds very much like him; when they were together they took a lot of selfies, etc ... he clearly likes the limelight and she does not.

Yes, but fuck knows why. The poem seems to be about someone who doesn't understand her so they can't be together, so hopefully that's what she's getting at re: him.

Salamander Get out of my blood Sean's car, Salamander

The clip with his voice is the same one that she had on her story when she was in Oklahoma last week, but this time with sound. As a Russian spy/troll, I can pick his voice and it's 100% him. Also the way Charlie filmed basically her entire backyard ... not the best idea, I gotta say.