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She's refrained from posting snippets up until this point, so we can only hope it continues. Lissie, Haley, and Zella are her opening acts and she's going to announce something this weekend or on Tuesday. And it better not be a snippet.

Anyway back on topic: I expect news this weekend, or on magical, whimsical Tuesday

Nope, I said what I said, and will do what I said (call out incorrect information when I see it), but not fighting. See, here you go again ... this time making assumptions about my character. I'm not the one who randomly brought up people camping in her garage, abortions, and other creepy shit. So maybe check yourself, bro. I have a right to reply to you if I do so in a respectful manner, which I have been doing. If you say something that I think is blatantly incorrect, I'm going to reply. The solution is, stop doing it. Or ignore me. I don't care which.

I'd just really like if you'd stop saying things that are not true, and acting as if what you're saying is fact. To begin with, you kept quoting my shit and telling me I was wrong, and now you passive aggressively reply right under me and say I'm wrong, without quoting me, presumably because you think you can get away with it. By all means, continue, but I'm not going to sit back while you repeatedly do that. As for you not being that into me, good. I'm glad. The feeling is entirely mutual.

This is incorrect. People knew that that group chat existed even before Lana showed up and told that person to go fuck themselves. I know people who were in it. You are confusing it with the fake screenshots that people posted right after it happened, but the og group chat/comments were real. If you don't know, or if you're not sure, then say that, but pleeeeease stop saying stuff that isn't true just because you believe that Lana is some sort of higher entity incapable of any wrongdoing or questionable actions.

So I checked, and last time she promoted a bunch of rando shit, including that Wolves book and a video of Kacy's by Chunk, she dropped the cover art two days later

Grrrreat we're back to promoting everyone's music except hers

She's wrong, like she is about many things

From what I understand, the person who was told to go fuck themselves said something or other about Lana's mental health. They also didn't have the best track record in terms of comments made on Lana's IG posts, in that they'd often post snarky remarks or be rude to other fans. That's probably why Lana said she'd "seen the shitty things" they'd written. The fact that Lana was/is in group chats with fans is kinda strange to begin with, imo ... but it's her prerogative.

Lana remains unbothered, and Azealia has always been this way. It doesn't make any of it okay, but it's just par for the course with her. She wants the attention. Don't give it to her.

Banks. u coulda been the greatest soap seller alive but u blew it

Good, why don't you go and get on to that, then, instead of saying a Black woman is "privileged".

Beyonce's songs were about Jay-Z cheating on her.

No but I've been told it's literally her just sitting under a tree singing it

It isn't.

I don't agree with Azealia's little tirade whatsoever, but say it all together now: Reverse racism (racism against white people) does not exist.

Okay, CINNAMOROLL Sincerely, Beer Chan

Incorrect. Her stage name is Lana, not Lasagna. It's a parody and nobody has any legal basis to challenge it, unless there's an existing Lasagna Del Rey business in Australia, which there is not. Her team would only have a case if they could prove that "Lasagna Del Rey" was deliberately trying to trick people into thinking the restaurant was endorsed by Lana. Thank YOU.

How do you know? Oh that's right, you know everything about everything. Anyway, she definitely has done so in the past so it really isn't a ridiculous notion, even if it wasn't the case on this particular day.

Okay I've decided that I really like Cardigan; it's very cute

Vape-sized rectangle in her pocket

I think she took out the words "mother" and "father" because this was too personal re: her family. The LA one is personal but it's more just generalised complaints about them, rather than specific details as to why she hates Patty. So she took out "mother" and "father", and put "people love my stories" at the end to imply that the entire thing was never based on reality. In fact, she probably forgot that she already published this in Vogue Italia.

It's really not. As @@Deadly Cruel Girl said, it's commonplace for celebrities to do this. Iggy Azalea literally did it yesterday to prove a point to a fan on Twitter. It was pretty funny, actually. People can believe whatever they want, though She almost always wears a ring on that finger

Not a drag but she totally called them as a publicity stunt for the Violet release As if paps just hang around outside a 7/11; it's all too convenient