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Ew. Living in Hollywood, surrounded by fame, I can see why she likes him. To me, it's quite obvious that Lana really craves stability and normality (and who could blame her?) So I think that's the appeal for her - he takes her out of that world and it makes her feel normal. I even think that's why she sought out her insta baddie friends - to us, they're not "normal" friends, but to her, they very much are. It's probably also why she goes to church - again, it isn't a "normal" church, but to her, it is. He's also still famous enough in his own right to "get" it and not be all wide-eyed about it. However, I really don't like how he splashes her all over social media because I find it very difficult to believe that he isn't doing it partially for clout. She's obviously OK with it, and maybe it's her idea, but I somehow doubt it. She's a grown woman capable of making her own decisions but I think she can be a really dumb bitch sometimes and I just hope she's not so desperate for normality that she's willing to overlook problematic shit. There are some pretty serious allegations about him on IG about how he was with past girlfriends, and I'm not going to repeat them here because it'll start a fight and they are just allegations ... but if you dig around on the various IGs dedicated to Lana "confessions" you can find what I'm talking about. So anyway, I can see why it's working for her at the moment, but I'll be very surprised if it lasts a long time, because I think they're really different, and that'll eventually become a con rather than a pro. She's gonna take him to the Grammys and it's going to be so revolting, though.

Not officially but there have been rumours/anonymous news items that have said stuff about him dating "a singer with a three-word name" etc

Those glasses are a ruse to make him appear sweet and innocent. He's like that lamb in Zootopia! Do not trust him!

Lana likes him because he's different to the other men she's dated and I'm sure she's all wide-eyed and enjoying doing these kinds of activities for that reason. However, him getting her to do a favour for his mate's daughter in exchange for a helicopter ride (which would primarily be for Lanz's benefit) just illustrates what an unethical fame whore he is, and nobody will convince me otherwise.

Yeah, she hangs with the LAPD now. Literally. https://mobile.twitter.com/delreyxmafia/status/1211449477208444928

Jack Antonoff seems like the kind of dude who everyone THINKS is nice but he's secretly chopping off locks of your hair while you sleep and mixing semen into the coffee he makes you every morning. And that's that on that. Vote wisely, LanaBoredians.

Could play bingo with the pic and these descriptions

Imagine trading that ^ in for ....

Francesco is a goldilocks mummy's boy cheater who probably makes really terrible pasta despite being Italian! I'll take an impoverished Scottish vegan over that ANY DAY! Also, 8 users need to be banned from LanaBoreds @@Elle (6 c*p + 2 Gerald) No, a firm decision must be made!

OD, I believe. Can't vote for him cos he dead, though

I totally forgot about him. Will add K I added some ... she really likes J names, huh

Barrie's like a dark-haired, Scottish Kurt Cobain. HOW IS THE PRINCE OF PASTA WINNING?!

Cos I felt like stirring up trouble No, that's Steve

Rankings! https://tiermaker.com/create/lanas-boyfriends-152680

Wow first HIAB and now this!

Wait did you just call the Prince of Pasta .... hot? I added Josh just for you bb @@LanaFlowers

YOU!!!!! Really? I think he looks like a supreme fuckboy in that pic and that's why I picked it.

Okay FINE here is a pic of them in order: I will also add it to the original post

You mean you don't find all of these men painfully attractive? Who are you?

Here's some of them for reference:

So what you're saying is that anyone who's excited for WHF ... shouldn't be.

Anyway. Cats. Who has one?

Nobody's returning that shit for various reasons so if that's the case. It'll either leak, or be found 20 years from now by a holidaying Lana stan in a Moldovian marketplace.

Ikr J*red hasn't been online. Confusing!