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Oh, it's just so she doesn't have to sing as much. We already know the drill.

I just wanna say that straight white men should be the only ones drafted in any war because (as usual) straight white men started this. Anyway if there's a world war there is no point bombing my country because it's already on fire/ruined. That is all.

Can we talk about how extremely embarrassing it is that 1. California is winning this thread's poll, and 2. Hope is last? Anyone who voted for How to Disappear should actually disappear.

No, you

Okay but the c*p and the other grey-haired dude look like teachers supervising a school excursion thank you and good day

Sunburnt sis https://mobile.twitter.com/LanaismPoland/status/1212905976526970880

Oh so like March 15th or thereabouts

She's currently in Hawaii, or was very recently, so if it isn't already set up for release then

We're talking about Australia aka the land of hellfire apocalypse

.... it's the 3rd? Unless I'm stuck in some crazy time warp. Which would be rad ngl

It's the 3rd here and there's nothing on my Apple or Spotify ... but we don't know how she's doing this, so Didn't she say the 4th, though?

^ yeah I got Florence's book for Christmas and it's awesome

I'm reserving judgment until it actually comes out, but I still think it's just gonna be her reading the poems, and most of those poems will be the ones from IG. Anyone who thinks she's written all new poems for this is crazy. I'm not saying that that's wrong or bad, because she's made it clear that this is no frills, but if there is even instrumental backing I'll be (pleasantly) surprised. I also don't know that this release bodes particularly well for the hard copy book, because I feel like she might abandon that with the idea that, "I gave them the audio version and it's enough." We'll see. I really hope there's some sort of cover and she gives it to us soon, but I'm not holding my breath. If she does do the hard copy can she PLEASE do it like Florence's and put (at least) the NFR lyrics in it? I don't get why she was like, "oh no, I can't do that. There are too many lyrics!" in the live stream. Like, bitch ... seriously go to Genius, copy/paste into a doc, correct the lines that are wrong, and send it to Ben. It'd take her 10 minutes to do that for the whole of NFR.

Why date him when Keanu Reeves exists? Although as @@LanaFlowers pointed out Keanu is way too good for her at this point

I agree with everything you said, except Lanz doesn't need to date Halsey's sloppy seconds. Just ... someone decent. It's funny because NFR is about all of the full-of-themselves, clueless creative types she's dated yet this guy seems worse than all of them, in terms of ego. You know and you can't even say, "oh he loves himself but he makes good music/films/whatever" because he literally does nothing except exploit vulnerable people from his position of power.

Idk where exactly it originated. It's on quite a few accounts; that was just the one I saw that had migrated to Twitter. It's a pretty serious thing to allege and I would like to think people wouldn't just make something like that up, but this fan base is crazy af, so ...

Sis, that's exactly what it's gonna be lmao. I can't wait for that edgy "but as you may know, I've changed my mind" line in NFR, Ben Mawson's 5-second-long livestream of a patch of dirt, and to hear the crowd sing Video Games. Exciting!

I wonder if there will be actual effort because it's Coachella? Nah, probably not

Anyway. Cats.

I mean I don't wanna be a prick tease but I also don't wanna spread something that may not be true, so in light of that - what's in the spoiler is only an allegation which has been popping up on quite a few IG and Twitter accounts. I'm not saying it is or it isn't true, so don't crucify me. I'm just sharing what they're sayin'.

Yeah, I think the deadline was August 31st (which was funny because Lanz left it 'til the very last day ... lol). It's eligible for 2021, but I have a feeling the field will be far stronger next year and as a "smaller" artist, Twigs will probably be snubbed

Extremely creative, I know.

@@Jared I made you a new pfp please refer to my previous post

Agreed. I don't think it was a particularly strong year in terms of quality releases but ofc I am basing this on my personal musical taste. My favourite album releases this year were Titanic Rising and Magdalene. NFR is okay. All of the nominees are lucky that Lover was such a flop because the Recording Academy would love an excuse to give it to Taylor.

Lana's ex-boyfriends as animated characters: a concept. Tell me this doesn't look like Jack Antonoff: Someone think of ones for Barrie and Gerald