Rorman Nockwell

If I were Disney I'd sue her for copyright infringement just because the CGI as a whole is so offensive. IMO, Bartender is almost certainly about Chase and she probably took extra time to release this because they broke up and she wanted to edit in the Fuck Boy parts. That is all. Yeah I mean if you enjoy spending 14 minutes of your life watching taco throwing, terrible CGI jellyfish and fighter jets, then this video is for you.

By @@movebaby and I to celebrate FINALLY getting this MV, and Chuck/Lanz's infringement of Disney's intellectual property:

I'm expecting it to be how she read that poem that she posted with the feet-washing pic, basically.

Okay fair but I hope she'll have like an extra donation option ... (like, you pay $1 for it but you can opt to donate say, another $10) because a lot of her stans would pay wayyyy more.

I don't get why people think that this isn't Violets or that it's WHF? She can be a crackhead but I thought she was pretty clear about this. She literally said at the start that the book is taking longer to bind than she thought ( ) and then starts talking about this. She also said on that live stream that she'd be doing an audio version of Violets. Furthermore, she always said Violets would be $1.

I'll let you have a signed copy, though. Signed by me, not Lanz, so it's worthless af.

It's literally just going to be her reading all the poems. Anyone who expects anything fancier than that is just setting themselves up for disappointment.

Oh you mean like this?

So ... an album entitled "White Hot Forever" (or, if re-named, will presumably at least have a song called that) is based upon ... her Scottish family lineage and Native American lineage? I think I want to die.

Yes, her choice of words was uh ... interesting. I have ... many thoughts ... but I'm not going to share them all because I don't feel like fighting anyone about this. I'll just say that I know her heart is in the right place, but "preserving their rights" made me howl ... she makes it sound like native people's rights are anywhere near adequate and should simply be preserved rather than improved. ETA because I can't help myself: Let me get this straight: she's making this album as cheap as possible ($1) because "thoughts are priceless" and "should be shared" and whatever ... and this is the album she elects to be charitable with? I can't with her. I'm not suggesting that she's being in any way malicious or thrifty, I just think she genuinely doesn't think. Like ... make it $5, at least ... people will pay, if half the proceeds go to a good cause.

The bit about her family lineage/Native Americans "informing her next album" ... I'm scared

I don't think she's cut her hair; I think it's just over her shoulder. I hope

You must be talking 'bout a different sis, 'cos ...

Neither, but ... posting a pic of herself on her boyfriend's chest (in a "party dress") on the day she filmed it seems like something she might do. Plus, Love Song is about being in the back seat of a car, and she is in that clip. It's probably not even her, though.

I still love Bartender but it now feels disingenuous of her to be singing about not drinking and hiding her relationship from the paparazzi when she's doing the opposite of those things with her worst boyfriend ever. Honestly, I would've really liked her to hide this particular relationship more than any other.

I personally think Lanz dating your dad would be a fucking nightmare and this is partially why. It might be novel at first, but just look at those comments ... yikes. I wonder if Lana will say anything if it gets too out of hand, as she did when people kept pestering Joe. Or Jim. Or whoever the fuck. She should just make her shit private.

Gee this looks really familiar somehow ...

True, but she did mention her by name once before when she tweeted about him not texting her back when he and Lanz hung out in NYC. I think lots of stans probably followed her after that. Anyway ... she has the option to make her account private if people bother her, I guess.

I mean, unless she's completely daft then she must realise that tweeting about Lana will attract the attention of Lana's stans. I'm not saying that she deserves to be harassed for doing so, because she doesn't, but attention is inevitable.

When this is all over I want "ur dad's girlfriend" as a single

Imagine Disney sues Lanz and Chuckles for unauthorised use of Bambi.

I'm sorry but "NO LOITERING POLICE ENFORCED" on that sign in the background is making me LMAO as is this entire relationship. What a joke. Us, yesterday: "The fkn c*p better not be in any of her MVs" Lanz: "This is who is in this MV:" Lanz reads LanaBoreds confirmed

Who the fuck are you? LMAO Any other randos wanna call me something or can we go back to the topic at hand? This is tiresome.

Yes, I think there's definitely a difference between expressing disinterest in this mv and name-calling. Whatever, though. No further fucks.

Lel All the other usernames I tried were taken and/or too sweary so I just swapped the letters and here I am