Rorman Nockwell

You know very well I was referring to the bolded part. Work on your manners.

Really?

Meh she can keep it

Because the c*p told her it's okay to shoot whatever she wants.

She might be, but I personally find the scrutiny surrounding her body in this picture, and the conclusions people are drawing from that scrutiny, really problematic. Maybe I'm being oversensitive or projecting here, but that's how I feel.

It's even funnier that she claimed that FIILY isn't about her, yet the mv almost exclusively depicts her and no one else. Like, 'k, Lanz ... the song about "shooting up" isn't about you, despite the remainder of the lyrics strongly indicating that it is (singing songs on a stage, moving to California, etc).

Yes, we think so. Elle made a thread for it already: http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/11190-lana-spotted-filmingshooting-something/

Very possible, but hopefully this is her getting off her arse and actually planning to release something to build hype for the Grammys. She filmed the FIILY/TG and DT MVs only a few weeks before she released them, so ...

I'm guessing either re-shooting the 3-part mv or doing the Love Song painted mv. If she puts the c*p in any of them I stg ...

^ Lying on his chest ... in her party dress ... She's a fucking MESS

Actually, I'm more afraid she'll put him in shit. Such as whatever she was apparently filming today.

Yeah he might've had the snip

Well idk about that ... I feel like Lanz definitely would've been calling the shots in terms of publicity or lack thereof, especially seeing as he was a relative nobody. You're right, though. All of this is all purely speculative.

It's me your little bat-eared bitchhhhh Where is this room? I want to burn it down.

Maybe Chase dumped her and not the other way around, and she, being unaccustomed to being the dumpee, is plastering the c*p's enormous head everywhere she can in retaliation? Or, possibly, she's rubbing it in our faces because she knows most of us hate him, but I doubt that she cares that much what fans think. I don't know how else it would make sense. It really is like she's trying to prove something.

It's because he's a cop who, allegedly, is a Republican and a misogynist, has been on Fox News defending police brutality, was tangled up in racial profiling, and is an all-around fame whore. All of this is based on online content found by various users. Elaborating on each point would take a long time but there are already posts on LanaBoreds about all of those things.

Oranges symbolise happiness. I find it cringey to suggest that she's pregnant just because she's standing like that and has a slight tummy. It's completely normal female anatomy.

Okay, here I come with the over-analysis (someone has to ). I think there's something odd going on. She's a private person (she has said so in many interviews), yet here she is ... flaunting a relationship with her most controversial boyfriend to date. ... Why? I mean, it's her prerogative, but as I say - why? I don't buy the sHe iS iN LoVe theory ... she was in love all the other times, too, and I don't think she's ever put a pic of herself and a boyfriend on social media before? Has she? She knows how awkward it's gonna be when they break up and it's still on there ... and if she deletes it then we all know it's over

Honestly makes me want to vomit. Imagine hiding Chase Stogel from the world but flaunting that you're with an abnormally-large-headed c*p influencer.

Doesn't work sis

Hasn't he been back and forth with them a few times? So it's probably true.

LMAO my gullible sister on Christmas Day: "you said this song was about gingerbread men, Rorman!" One year I put SoC on the Christmas playlist, too. I told them it was about snow 'n' shit. "White Hot Forever"'s gonna be EASY.

I heard she renamed it White Cop Forever

The woman can't even be bothered learning the words to her own songs and you expect ... a Grammys campaign?

No, we're all wrong and Astral Brain is right. I LOVE being wrong, though, because this is far more entertaining than J*red's Jack Antonoff gifs.