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Prediction: if she wins, her acceptance speech will include the phrase, "I'm so fucking grateful ..." I hope they don't ask her to sing because

She will never sing SoC again now

As are Lanz's imaginary tears, my friend.

During SoC, not hitting the notes (quality is too bad to see if she's crying but I don't think so ...): https://twitter.com/lmiserablel/status/1196736803249774592 I think this is the part after where she tries some high notes and says something about her vape voice: https://vk.com/video-29173834_456243843 Again, I don't see any crying.

@ said she did but idk where they got their info from ... The part about her not being able to hit the notes due to vaping is definitely true, regardless of whether or not she cried about it. I have a clip that someone sent me on IG but idk how to share it on here ... it was the worst I've ever heard her sound tbh.

Maybe, but I think the rumour started because he posted a pic of the pages ... but it was the one she posted herself on insta ages ago, and people had just forgotten/didn't know, so they thought he had the book.

People will literally make any excuse; it's embarrassing. This tweet telling her to quit vaping has 22k likes and counting: https://twitter.com/nfrstan/status/1196059137626583043 WAKE UP LANZ.

Thinking about it, maybe it's tied to what I said in the post above yours ... She's scared to sing her own songs because we know what they're supposed to sound like so if she messes up, people will notice. If she's doing someone else's song, it's far less pressure, because no one has heard her sing it before ...

What? This is just sheer lunacy. When you're at the point where you're admitting that you can't hit notes because you vape and it makes you cry at a live show ... the obvious solution is to stop fucking vaping? Sinead O'Connor (I think?) recently went into a rehab facility because she said she'd been addicted to cigarettes since the age of 12 or something, and she wants to kick it. Like, Lanz can get help for this. She can afford the BEST help for this. Why is she letting it ruin her health and her livelihood? What the fuck? Wake up, sis.

Yeah, like ... Cinnamon is suddenly a "bad song" and now she's not singing that anymore ... MAC is gone, and when Byron suggested she sing it a few shows back, she said "I don't think so" ... every single time she sings NFR she tells us all that she's "changed her mind" or whatever ... Some people have suggested that she doesn't sing particular songs (eg: ALL of Honeymoon, and some of NFR now, apparently) because they remind her of someone or something bad. I don't buy that, because she has performed UV (including "he hit me and it felt like a kiss") during this tour. Also, it isn't logical that she can't remember the lyrics to frickin' Carmen but she can somehow remember all of the bad people/situations that she associates all of Honeymoon with (for example) to the point that she cannot dissociate and just sing the fucking songs. FIILY is, according to her, not even about her, so why isn't she singing that?

If you disagree that's okay ofc but I'm not gonna bother fighting anyone over this, I'm just gonna say it: Forgetting lyrics on this level is not normal, unless you have some sort of underlying medical condition. I think it's more than laziness. It's pretty much self-sabotage. Everyone has noticed and is commenting on it. She is frequently in a bad mood at shows. She honestly looked drunk or high in the footage from yesterday's show. I feel like something's going on, but who knows what it is.

Not that unpopular ... I've spoken to numerous fans who are over the album and/or her antics.

But he's a GOOD cop! - Lanz 2019 Looks an awful lot like beef chili. Yes, so there's another lie in there somewhere. Which part is the lie, only she knows.

Okay is it just my Australian ears or is she doing like a ... country (idk what to call it?) accent? https://vk.com/ldrey?z=video-29173834_456243837%2Fpl_wall_-29173834 "No yer nawt! Ah theenk yer done!"

It's part of her new LA bimbo persona. Soon to be Oklahoma bimbo persona, by the looks.

Not a cop filming someone on his phone whilst driving, surely?

I'd just like to point out that she hasn't worn those shoes from Mexico that she put on insta at a single show during this tour

Wasn't your point that, for fuck knows what reason, you didn't want anyone to call her out for this? Or am I mistaken? I'm not sure why you're so upset about this thread/my reply, but it's hardly worth leaving LanaBoreds over. You can do as you please, though.

Fuck, I thought this was going to be hypothetical Leave the man alone. You don't know him, so you shouldn't be calling him.

Well, she has about 4 inches on me but what I lack in size I make up for in resourcefulness, so it'd be a good fight.

I actually think it might be better than NFR. LFL has more lows, but also more highs, whereas NFR to me is just ... not interesting. She took risks on LFL and they didn't all pay off, but they're there, whereas NFR is safe af.

An excellent scheme. Who wants to volunteer? I'm out, because she and I would get into a fist fight within three minutes

I don't buy this, though. She's been singing UV (including "he hit me and it felt like a kiss"). She's spoken in interviews about how she is no longer in that place, and before she sang it in (Seattle?) she said, "do you ever look back on something you wrote and ask yourself 'what was I thinking?'" So it doesn't make sense that she'd sing that but TLY is out of the question. Someone go a step further and give her a sheet of TLY lyrics at the next show challenge

I think she was trying to be edgy with NFR but what she said literally makes no sense: https://mobile.twitter.com/LanaDelReyFans/status/1195326938929389568 "Why wait for the best when I could have you? Exactly. Fuck that!"