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Oh yeah it's doable for $1 as an e-book. Personally I think she should do an audio book. We are auditory peoples.

Every year my family has a Christmas playlist that we play throughout the day, and it's just as painful as it sounds. I'm definitely putting HTD on it this year. Last year I convinced my sister to add Shades of Cool onto it by insisting that it was a Christmas song 'cos of the title.

SHAMELESS STICK FIGURE VERSION PLUG

I Googled White Hot Forever and found all this crazy chakra shit and well, I wouldn't be surprised if this type o' shit is the inspo: https://www.sunnyray.org/White-ray.htm

I think someone else said it earlier (or I imagined that they did because I want it so much), but is it possible to edit the jingle bells out of HTD? I have nfi about editing music, so that's probably impossible, but if someone can do it I'll stan forever.

I could be wrong, but I don't think she ever said it would be bundled ... I think we just speculated. She said back in March (?) that she wanted to put it out before the album, and she said it'd be sold at book stores in Silver Lake, and that it'd be $1. As far as I know those are the only things she said in regard to when/where it'd be available. Maybe she just feels content to have shared it all on her insta and to have some of it published in Vogue. I mean she's selling postcards for $5 so I just don't see how she'd sell an entire book for a $1. She would absolutely be selling it at a loss, not to mention that if it wasn't available worldwide, people would be pissed off. She probably put it in the too hard basket as a result. I think she just gets bored of stuff easily. Many of us can relate.

I mean she's done like 25 interviews the past few days, and she's mentioned a tonne of random non NFR shit ... but absolutely nothing about this. Like she even said she's going to do a video of herself ice skating to Young and Beautiful ( ), but not a single fuck word about the poetry book. It's either gone and forgotten, or she's adapting some of the poetry as lyrics for WHF. Did anyone else notice that, with the last poem she read out, the paper was all tattered? She probably threw the entire book in the bin, got bored, plucked a page out and decided to make that video.

Hey look! Lanz has this message for Bartender haters:

I never thought she'd write about iPads or Tesla or Kanye and, well, here we are. But I don't necessarily mean she'll write about it directly ... it's more ... the influence.

The book is might have been The book is never was The book's forgotten Heyyyyyyy Yes I realise this gif is from Malibu and not Celebrity Skin and I do not give fucks

Well, I think that part is actually quite clever. I ranted about this somewhere else, but I forget where. I think the stutter represents relapsing into alcoholism. Most alcoholics don't just get sober and stay sober ... it's a shaky road to sobriety, and they "stutter". And I think the "ha ha ha ha" is similar in that it represents a kind of ... amused resignation that she'll never, truly be 100% "cured". I stan Bar-t-t-tender.

Jesus, if you think that's messy I'm never inviting you over to my place lmao. I mean, it's actually really tidy compared to her car: IKR it's actually embarrassing I think the footage from the trailer/UO cover could be for Bartender because of the "all the ladies of canyon" lyric, and she did say she wanted to make a video for it. Although she says that about pretty much every song ever.

In one of her interviews she said she's going to do a video of herself ice skating to Young and Beautiful "within the next 7 months". This is definitely a lie so I'm just putting it in here now.

But do we really believe "most of the time"? And her car isn't a Tesla. Not the main one she seems to drive around in, anyway.

Bartender. "Ladies of Laurel Canyon"

Okay so not only did she write a song about Barrie on this album, but the Prince of Pasta is one the creative directors of operator.media, which Chuck tagged in her post about the NFR mv.

Same ... I miss that bass

That (very short) mv made me think it might be about Prince Pasta. There was the wedding couple, a couple on the beach at sunset (they did a photoshoot on the beach at sunset iirc), and a couple who looked like they were on holidays in swimsuits (they holidayed in Italy a lot iirc). But he isn't 6'2 and I'm sure she did love him, so those parts don't fit. But it's probably about aspects of a few of her past relationships rather than just one.

IKR we stan Larrie 2.0

I'm quoting this so she sees it because she definitely reads here and does this. Sis. Do this.

He replied to me on Twitter and said it's not up yet but it's coming.

Exactly. Sis is weird as fuck (and I mean absolutely no disrespect. In fact, I'm sure she'd agree). I want weird shit. Lots of it. If you want mainstream shit go stream Taylor.

I mean I guess you can choose between some white noise or mic swaps and bumps, fucked up loops, jingle bells and random volume increases. I'll take the white noise every time. But I'd prefer she work with someone completely different, I just don't know who that should be.

The fact that it's weird is the best thing about it. Fuck all these unappreciative mainstream bitches.