Rorman Nockwell

Tamino is sis' support act for Malahide: https://www.hotpress.com/music/tamino-lana-del-reys-guest-malahide-22775955

Is it time to get out our clown makeup again, or ... ?

Okay ... I gotta say ... posts that are all, "OH MY GOD. YA'LL THINK [THIS]?!" are a fucking bore (and seriously, why do such posts always contain, "ya'll"?). Contribute something instead of acting like you're so above everyone else. And if you don't want to contribute then YOU go outside, Kyle.

Fucked her way up to the top (of the class)

We need that poetry book so we can get the damn album. I've sent her several tweets pretending to be interested in it. I swear she must be binding all of them herself ... my God ...

I have nothing of value to contribute, but I bet she was one of those people who was always making stuff up in order to get extensions for university assignments.

Do they have celebrity cult churches in Europe? Just uh ... curious.

I think the clue is in the lyrics. Where did your long hair goWhere is the girl I used to know How could you lose that happy glow Oh, Caroline no Who took that look awayI remember how you used to say You'd never change, but that's not true Oh, Caroline you Break my heartI want to go and cry It's so sad to watch a sweet thing die Oh, Caroline why Could I ever find in you againThe things that made me love you so much then Could we ever bring 'em back once they have gone Oh, Caroline no Answer my goddamn DM, @Fantasy.

Fuck yeah the taste

And we don't know ... just where our bones will reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest to dust ... I guess

Shakedown Page 1979 Cool kids never have the time

Actually, when I read her latest poem and it was like, "should I go to South Dakota?" or something, I was like, "YES, sis. You should. GO!" I would love it if she moved out of LA, even for awhile. I think she's so caught up in it all and that's why she seems so lost.

1. She goes to that church in the evening every Wednesday, and that's when the weekly service is. It's all on the website. Therefore, it's unlikely she's going there for any other reason. 2. The majority of people are not saying she's homophobic, but rather, that she doesn't care and/or doesn't know that she's associating herself with an organisation that is. As you say, ignorance is not an excuse. 3. I agree that she seems lost af. The fact that this church is cult-ish is extremely concerning. I'm going to be blunt. She's rich. She's famous. She doesn't come across as a well-adjusted person, and never has. I'm not trying to insult her; it's just a fact. It's part of the appeal. Cult-ish organisations prey on people like her. 4. Friends don't let friends go to homophobic cult churches. 5. Not that she has been interacting with anyone of late, but I think she would still interact with fans even if she was homophobic. Plenty of people "tolerate"/pretend to like LGBT people when it's convenient for them to do so, especially when money is involved, which it is. I get that people don't want to believe it or whatever, but it is what it is. It's protected, fam ... nobody can see, including her.

Interesting. Everyone keeps saying she's going to Hillsong - even the tabloids - and she hasn't corrected that (or had a member of her team call the tabloid/s and correct it). Evidently, she doesn't care if the populace thinks she goes to Hillsong, which makes me believe that she doesn't think there's anything wrong with going to Hillsong, and/or she thinks going to Churchome is better. Wrong, and wrong. She was really quick to correct people when they alleged that Hope contained racial connotations. Admittedly, that was her own work so that would be more important to her than anything else, but even so ...

@@Barry the fact remains that she doesn't need to do any of those activities at a homophobic cult church. Like, pick a better fucking church. It's not difficult, especially in LA.

Probably the next time she trolls the fanbase on Twitter or when she goes to church next Wednesday, bb. We'll be roastin', don't you worry.

I'm the same colouring and I think her hair would've gotten darker as she got older. Her natural hair colour now would be the same as Chuck's, I'd imagine. Like a honey blonde.

This thread needs an index; you miss a day and you're completely fucked. Pages 1955 - 1960: She's a fucking liar; she's not a Cancer Pages 1961 - 1962: Coachella sucks Pages 1963 - 1971: religious shit Pages 1972 - 1978: @@vodkaa and Rorman discuss mermaids for the twenty-fifth time

Bitch probably doesn't even know that it's pride month, or what pride month even is. Also how come none of the tabloids are running her church pics? Even The Daily Mail and Just Jared have given up on her. I got them from the Russians but I can't find them anywhere else ...

I think the most disappointing thing for me is that there are other artists out there being very vocal about LGBT rights, and sis is essentially doing the opposite of that by attending an openly homophobic church every week. I don't even expect her to speak out about LGBT rights (although, it'd be welcome if she did) but this is just a slap in the face. I don't think anyone has a problem with her going to a church, but she seriously picked one that's a step away from fucking Scientology. The fact that it's cult-ish and she's so into it makes me question her state of mind more than anything else she's doing/not doing ... it really is concerning. I can only hope a month or so away from LA around different people, etc, makes her wake the fuck up.

Did Sarah hijack Chase's Insta? 'Cos ... today's edition of K Chase:

Ooh I didn't know that thread existed! Passive-aggressive messages in my messy scrawl incoming

Pics are from Wednesday.

Yeah ... being a citizen of a problematic country is, in most cases, involuntary, whereas attending a homophobic cult church is voluntary af.

I hate all religion but evangelical homophobic celebrity cult churches are the fucking worst. Churchome isn't any better than Hillsong, just not as well-known. Same shit, different name.