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Right ... so what's Ellie got planned, musically? Because maybe they're planning release dates that don't conflict. Who knows anything about that bitch?

I hope the British press (who are scathing af) drag her lycra-clad arse if she wears that shit at her shows in the UK. I hope they drag her for all of her other nonsense whilst they're at it. Might wake her the fuck up if the press is like, "WTF?"

Ben! Put that pic up! ETA this one:

Not as yet ... maybe she read SlowGinFizzz's post and decided not to go I think they did go ... I think that's her friend Val with sis' vape (and possibly sis saying, "did she do it?") on Sarah's story

I think someone said this earlier, but tomorrow, it's been "a few" (three) months since she said this: "... when I’m done binding it in a few months xx" So I expect an update tomorrow I may or may not put it on the "Lies" thread just to be a petty, spiteful bitch, otherwise.

Do you really think lazy sis will release a new song before/during the festivals knowing that she'll then have to perform it? I mean, it took her three months to correct a typo.

No, because she's going to Europe for festivals and is likely joining her friends afterwards or something.

Oh, sis edited her tweets again! Here are the new ones:

Oho, she'll be there in a really tragic outfit

I'm psychic af we're gonna get church pap pics in a few hours.

Katy freaking Perry. One of the mean tweets she read out about herself on Jimmy Kimmel may or may not have been mine I will neither deny nor confirm.

Just change your name to Ben, Ben.

It was the haiku about twilight. Yesterday, she tweeted the one that said "civic", deleted it, and tweeted one that says "civil". Then she deleted the same haiku from IG because that one also said "civic". Silly sis getting words confused ...

I feel like that's already over, though. Actually, I question if it ever really began. I mean, take Florence Welch, for example. She's an advocate for LGBT rights and has also recently spoken out about the changes to the abortion laws in the US. She was also a vocal opponent of Brexit. If sis really was woke (or was, at least, trying to be seen as such) then why isn't she doing any of that (not Brexit, because she isn't British, but yeah)? Instead, she's regularly attending an evangelical megachurch which has sketchy af stances in regard to the aforementioned issues, and is making a deliberate effort to live superficially (insta baddie shit). For me, it's not that she's changed into a woke person (or, a person who's not woke, but who is trying to be). It's that she's changed into someone who doesn't really stand for anything. Who has no clear identity, at least as an artist. Like, who the fuck is she now? I don't fucking know.

It's not really even a typo, though ... C and L are nowhere near each other on a keyboard .. she just got the two words confused, which is even funnier. Oh, sis.

I took that to mean ... no reason as in, not really having any reason to go to Catalina, and/or once she was on the boat she thought of it. Ngl I would like this more than a book.

Yesterday's edition of "K Chase": Today's edition of "K Chase":

Wot, Ben?

K, seeing as nobody else wants to play ... I actually think part of this poem might be alluding to a suicide attempt: Don't take all your secrets alone to your watery grave Leave me in peace I cry late at night on a slow boat bound for Catalina for no reason Tiny beads of sweat dot my forehead could be mistaken for dew drops if this were photo season. Maybe she had plans to throw herself off the boat? "Beads of sweat" ... wanting to kill herself but it's still scary when you're actually about to do it? Anxious? Hysterical (and sweating as a result)? I'm dark and twisted, though, so ...

It means fuck all about NFR, kiddos. She's just posting random shit as usual. You took that sun graph out of context Those tweets just aren't that fucking complex

Ugh. I'm so glad we get a 2019 sun graph for Los Angeles instead of any NFR acknowledgement. ETA: she fixed the typo from the original haiku on IG. Now says, "civil" instead of "civic" ETA 2: also deleted the original haiku on IG. And here we were thinking that the typo was deliberate and had some hidden meaning LMAO.

No? Did you? What was it? Twitter or IG?

Nahhh ... she might block ME but that's cool ... it's just an account I fuck around on, lol It's not even nasty, though. It's very well-thought out and respectful, imo.

Thanks! Okay .. everyone RT, or save and re-post, whatever. She needs to see. https://twitter.com/LanaDelHaiku/status/1136081170699939840 (Edited because it didn't tag SGF the first time)