Rorman Nockwell

we all sign up to be seat fillers next time she's nominated and then when they give her award/s to other less deserving people, we jump on the tables, yell stuff, and then burn the auditorium OR we just redbubble a t-shirt that says "Fuck the Recording Academy" on the front and "#justiceforlana" on the back

Someone needs to sculpt a Grammy, smash it, repair it with kintsugi, and give it to her at whichever yeehaw show she's at next Remember when fans gave Weyes Blood a trophy? Iconic

I agree - Taylor was sweet as fuck for that, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just bitter and probably hates bunnies, rain sounds and puffy pillows

But how many articles, critics and fellow artists have to say she is THE best songwriter of our generation for her to be recognised as such by the academy? Clearly, it's not enough to simply BE that - you need to call people and send gifts and have lunch with various executives and all that shit. Well, fuck that. I'd much rather she invest her time in doing things that make her happy + making music, than worry about all that shit They can keep their Scammys Not watching again everrr See you next time she's nominated

I have had time to reflect and here are my thoughts:

Okay I'm REALLY going for a nap now hopefully it means she wins I will sacrifice consciousness for accolades

Join us! Make it the first of many

The academy is stupid cos it'd make headlines if she randomly won AOTY It's gonna be just another one for anyone else

Corny af but to all of us, she won We are all here because of her. Not these other bitches Tis LANABOARDS not Billieboards or Boygeniusboards *but if anyone ever makes Boygeniusboards I will troll merciliessly

This tbh Billie seems sweet but as someone else said, this "aw you guyssssssss you shouldn't've, teehee, balls, rad, sickkkkk" shit is getting old Accept and say something of substance, or just say thanks and go. You're not 15 anymore.

Disappointed but not surprised I'm going for a nap

Every magazine, newspaper, online editor, other artists: "Lana Del Rey is the best songwriter of our generation" Grammys: "no."

GET FUCKED

Silence

PRAYER CIRCLE

A highlight Add 25 reputation points to Jay Z's total

Jay Z spittin' fax

I'm sure there'll be some sort of stomach medicine for you in the next ad break

Why are there Jesus ads I don't think those are allowed here It's really crazy to me that someone advertises JESUS on TV

If Boygenius wins then I propose that we all sign up to be seat fillers next time Lana is nominated and then we can burn down the auditorium when they give her awards to someone fucky

And why is she talking like a machine gun

This thread should be live streamed down the side of the actual broadcast Infinitely more entertaining

SINEAD

There is so much to unpack

She opened the thesaurus to "Dead Poet's Society" and went "this!"