Rorman Nockwell

Jay Z spittin' fax

I'm sure there'll be some sort of stomach medicine for you in the next ad break

Why are there Jesus ads I don't think those are allowed here It's really crazy to me that someone advertises JESUS on TV

If Boygenius wins then I propose that we all sign up to be seat fillers next time Lana is nominated and then we can burn down the auditorium when they give her awards to someone fucky

And why is she talking like a machine gun

This thread should be live streamed down the side of the actual broadcast Infinitely more entertaining

SINEAD

There is so much to unpack

She opened the thesaurus to "Dead Poet's Society" and went "this!"

So Lana kinda won cos of SOTB

Just when you thought Bono couldn't get any more egotistical, now he's insisting on projecting himself onto a gigantic orb when he performs

My issue with this song is that it has a large amount of talking and therefore should not win SOTY

I thought Australian ads were bad but these are pure pain

This reminds me of a FATM show I went to where my friend and I were befriended by some random stoner who wouldn't leave so eventually we just let him pose with us in our pix

She hasn't even lost yet Start being POSITIVE We can all yell and swear LATER

This is such a nice picture So much better than 2020; not an Oklahoman cop in SIGHT this year

Alanis! You would know.

Maybe she isn't feeling well

Me too. There is no other bitch there who looks anything like her No one does it like our good sis Quirky > boring and standard

Do we think she's really dating that guy Quokka or Quaver or whatever

She's right and she should say it remain seated Also not enough pixels for my liking

That's what I said If you're a woman and you choose to be in a terrible band then that's not MY fault, I don't make the rules

Taylor is Lana's friend. Stop hating on successful women and instead, hate on terrible bands who act as if music is easy and doesn't take years of hard work and dedication and who win over people who ACTUALLY put in years of hard work and dedication and make music that is actually good So in other words, hate on Boygenius

Notes: The fringe is too long but whatever, it's still a serve Her and Taylor showing up together is cute, and anyone who doesn't like it can SHUT I honestly think she has a good chance of winning SOTY. Am I biased? Absolutely. Delusional? Probably. But all the other contending songs are mainstream boring arse bullshit and A&W is a glorious masterpiece that dares to be different not unlike our good sis here in her gothic horror movie doll esque get up it's like reverse Barbie fuck yeah anyway what was I saying

I really hate how people win and act like they just walked in off the street and made an album Like how the short one from Boygenius was all "oh my God my bus driver in 2nd grade told me I was good at xylophone so I joined a band HEHE I never expected this!!!" Bitch please I bet your management has been calling and sending gifts to the voters all year