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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Thanks - I knew about the interview; just wondered about the fan. She probably meant end of the Australian summer. So like, next February Caring less and less every day, but I'll never stop posting on this thread. I will be here until the bitter end ... -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Was this on Twitter or something? End of summer makes sense; she will surely go on vacation with her friends once she's done with the festivals. There'll be IG stories and papparazzi pics of her frolicking around in Italy in like, August. And this thread will be 3000 pages by then. Zzz. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Maybe she wants to take a pic of an actual violet for the poetry book cover and she can't steal that from Google because copyright so she's growing her own and therefore we all have to wait for it to grow. Plausible af. I'm going to bed before I become any more ridiculous. 'Night. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really. -
Did the post have any caption?
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I know, but the timing was amusing. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
It'll leak. Someone's got something. 100%. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
That's what Lana would say; she doesn't appreciate hard work and we've worked hard for 1600 pages Seriously if anyone's got anything, leak it. Shit's tired. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895 If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Is it realistic (as opposed to wishful thinking) that someone actually has it to leak it, though? I don't know how these things usually work ... I'm a big believer in not withholding. If you've got the shit, then share the shit. Otherwise what's the point? -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Exactly. 1. Fans: not mad 2. Lana: possibly mad, but deserves it -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
As I've said before, she wants to hope the album is damn good because if it isn't, then even in the most casual fan's mind the consensus will be, "I waited so long for this?". Many fans will forget the specifics but they won't forget that they felt disappointed. Plus if it's bad then the press will start looking for reasons why and they don't care about the exact timeline. I can totally imagine reading shit like: "Del Rey's latest effort is full of misplaced religious fervour, which isn't surprising given the singer is a member of the controversial Hillsong church" and "Lyrically, the album holds less substance than one of Del Rey's empty Cha Cha Matcha cups" If you've got it, leak it to me so I can write the full review. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Leaks or no leaks ... she's gonna release it when she wants to. If she won't let her fans' collective outcry have a bearing on it, I can't see why she'd allow leaks to, either. If anything, it might encourage her to release it sooner rather than later. If I were her and someone leaked my music which I currently had no plan to release, it'd at least make me think about setting a release date, etc. At least a leak might trigger a response or a statement about the damn album ... at this point we're flatlining and we've got the defibrillator out. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Perfect for Lana; she should feel guilty af -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
A brilliant scheme. Someone go explain to her how to leak it. -
Idk where to put this and this seemed like the most appropriate thread. It was her friend's birthday yesterday. She looks so happy and fresh. https://vk.com/ldrey?w=wall-29173834_296123 Got to wonder if there'd be quite so much videoing going on if Lana wasn't there, though ... everyone except Lana and one other ...
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
The longer she leaves it, the more likely it is that someone will leak it. She must realise that. She might think it's secure but people have ways ... I'm not going to go as far as to say I'd like it to leak, but I wouldn't be sorry if it did ... -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Sis has hit 13m followers on IG; so much irrational anger. The nerve of ordinary citizens following her whilst we, her loyal stans, are kept waiting. -
I don't listen to Kim; I just came in here to find out why she's the devil.
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She's about catchy tunes and, generally, I think she does that very well. This latest song, however ...
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I'm surprised that it's taking her so long to post about Marina's album, though. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I'm between bargaining and depression No acceptance everrrr -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
It looks like she is .... with those paper comb binding machines, first you punch the slats (which you could see on the scans when she posted the poems with the selfie a few weeks ago) and then you put it through and it inserts the plastic binding .... and the last scans she posted, looks like it was bound. That might just be her copy and she might be outsourcing the rest and/or having them done as an actual bound book, but for a $1 and knowing Lana it wouldn't surprise me at all if she's doing it herself. Would explain why it's taking so damn long. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Rorman Nockwell replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Could be a bit less, actually. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvbVfo5DrTJ/ Someone take one for the team and zoom in and count the pages pls