Rorman Nockwell

Okay, I find your post confusing. On one hand, you're saying you don't like her more recent casual, natural looks, that you find it lazy, and that you want the older, glamourous style back. And then you say women should be able to dress how they want, but it's as if you think she wants to be glamourous but feels she can't be. What if she doesn't want to be glamourous? That should be okay, too. I'm likely in the minority, but I quite like her casual, natural look of late. The pressure to always look glamourous when seen in public for 8 + years must've been draining af. I think it's good for her to take that pressure off herself. She doesn't look bad by any means.

Yeah I think she was like, "whatever ... just want to GTFO away." I mean, she might go. Isn't weekend #1 the better weekend, though?

Does anyone else think sis looks alarmingly skinny in her latest IG pic? https://www.instagram.com/p/BwXUbk7DpmD/ I know she's tall, but yikes.

Just rename the thread "Norman Fucking Rockwell-Inspired Free-For-All" and save yourself some work, mods

I think she did intend to release the album early this year - because she did state that, and VB and MAC were released in quick succession, and then Hope. Somewhere in there she said she'd cancel shows, and tweeted, "who knows when it'll be out" which makes it sound like it was someone else's doing, or that something unexpected happened. None of those things by themselves are significant, but collectively, they point to either an external issue over which she has little or no control, or as you say, she had a change of heart. If so, she probably hasn't set herself a time frame to be ready and it's more of a "I'll know when I'm ready" situation. I think many of us want there to be something controversial or interesting in it, but in reality, your post is probably the closest to the truth. My Spidey senses are telling me she's going to post something really soon, but idk if it'll be NFR related.

Captain's Log, Page 1565: someone finally comes up with a sensible, rational explanation.

That person had a chance to ask about NFR and he asks her about ... Coachella? Eurgggh

I expected that she and her baddies were going when that one said, " I wasted my Coachella outfit" in that recent IG video. That one probably went and the rest + Lana stayed home and painted Easter Eggs.

I went looking (because I saw this earlier too and I was gonna RT it) but it seems like he deleted it? #sketchy "I never liked her music really" ... ... I admire him for having the courage to say that (although that bit is probably why it's deleted).

It was a joke. I honestly don't care if she wears her hair in dreadlocks tbh. (You can't take me seriously. Ever. If you do, it's a mistake).

I wrote a Limerick. Norman Fucking Rockwell, we're seeking, The fans and the stans - we are freaking, It has not been released, Hysteria's increased, The Russians will likely be leaking.

I mean, it goes for 9 and a half freaking minutes so there's bound to be some Lana lyrical lapses.

This is brilliant. @ her with it on Twitter and plaster it in her IG comments. She needs to see it.

I don't think one photo needs its own thread but this is apparently also from today (but I suspect the day before .. unless sis went home, got changed and went shopping). At least she looks like she's putting some effort into her appearance: https://www.eonline.com/au/photos/6/the-big-picture-today-s-hot-photos

Stop being nice; she deserves our wrath.

All this tells me is that bitch can't even be bothered brushing her ponytail, let alone releasing an album.

Oh, I forgot: Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished." Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished." Ben: "The album is not finished."

Why can't I stan someone normal? Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]" Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year." Lana: "My album will be out mid year." Lana: "IDK" Lana: Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing." Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]." Lana: Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry." Everyone: "Okay, which ones?" Lana: Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?" Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Likely Easter weekend updates: new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

I honestly find it really strange that she's supposed to play the Open'er Festival on July 6th and there's nothing on her official site or anything. Most artists tweet or IG their festival appearances ... and if you look at her IG she used to do that not so long ago ... but she has said absolutely nothing about this, or about any of the other festivals she's playing, for that matter. Tbh I find that a bit disrespectful to the festival organisers, who are probably paying her a fuckload to be there, and they don't even get a retweet when they announce that she's going. I know everyone's all, "oh this is just how she is" 'n' shit, but I don't know. It really does seem like self-sabotage at this point.

I think just for fun. The caption said something to that effect. It's common to dress up in your boyfriend's clothes, after all.

Right? I wish it was longer, though. Sincerely, Shortest track on the fucking album

Writin' in blood on my walls 'n' shit

I can't believe this thread is only 6 pages long; there are so many lies. I think of a new one every day. Technically the video for LFL is a lie because there is no ladder or platform on the H of the Hollywood sign (or on any of the other letters, for that matter). Has to be one of the most upsetting lies.

Yeahhhh fair.