Rorman Nockwell

Ben Mawson deleted my comment about being data mined by UMG (I got a notif that he replied, tapped, and my comment and his reply were gone ... I will never see his snarky reply and I'm so sad)

How was (is?) Grimes in a relationship with this tasteless man

Outrageous that she's never toured Greenland

I really love this type o shit though Retail and hospitality workers get so many shitty custies; it must make their day x 1000 when she turns up at these places

Is that Seanycakes behind her in the IG post We should go back to Arkansas realised

The way she skips entire continents in favour of these one horse towns

Data: 25% of fans are located in the US and 75% of fans are located elsewhere Ben and Ed: let's do a 4 month US tour + 1 special UK show

I mean everything she has gets hacked and this is some rando site but tbh I simply don't want to and just felt like being dramatic on this fine morning I'm not signing up But I'm not not signing up

What if no one signed up What then

Yes I'm an Aries And what about it

Basically they will use the data to uncover patterns n shit I'd be more worried about it getting hacked ... I defs wouldn't put your real name etc if it asks

Exactly Plus it's definitely gonna get hacked. It's Lana

Nah fuck signing up I'm sick of this social media rollercoaster Not gonna get data mined by UMG just cos she hates IG

Track 4: Waffle House

There's definitely going to be a waffle related lyric on the next album

Someone at my local radio station definitely reads here cos they were talking about this like an hour ago on there If you're reading this and you work at Nova in Brisbane: please stop playing the same 15 songs all day. Thx Oh wait I Googled and it's like regular news Comment still stands! You suck, Nova!

A big cheerio to the users reading this in 2032

People think that I'm rich and I am and it's exactly how they think I go to the Cracker Barrel and buy jam and a straw hat and some overalls and a harmonica and whatever other shit they sell there

Nm I'm dumb

If I saw that jacket at a store I wouldn't touch it but after seeing her in it, I'd buy it She changed the vibe Perfect petals punctuate the fabrics

Yeah deadass How was Elle supposed to know? She can't read people's minds

Zzzzzz So sick of these freaks I can't imagine how scary it must be for her

The best insider was, and will always be, Cassette Girl. She qualifies as an insider via the Cassette Grandparents who worked for UMG. For those who are new, Cassette Girl leaked NFR via a cassette. Her grandparents (the Cassette Grandparents) got fired from UMG for giving her the cassette And then she went to a park and burnt the cassette because Ben yelled at her in IG DMs No one can beat that ^ Cassette Girl, you are a legend and we are forever indebted to you.

I'm the person pulling the strings All of these other people work for me

Thx! Everyone who goes to her show should wear an anti-Sean shirt in solidarity