Super Movie

The Friday in 2 weeks is May 21st and we all know what happened on that day last year Maybe the new era starting on that day this year will reverse the energy brought from last year and this era will be her best one yet

I'm not believing anything until I see it, however, I'm still gonna keep my eye on this two weeks thing...I can't help my excitement

Blue Banisters could be such a cool metaphor. Banisters keep you from falling off the side of a staircase, so they're protection and a sense of security. But blue is referenced quite frequently in Lana's work as sadness (excluding songs like Get Free obviously), so there's a sadness in the security - and since in the lyrics she implies that he DIDN'T come back in May to paint her banisters blue, she doesn't have that security anymore. Yes, I've reached the point of desperation where I'm making theories on a 30 second snippet. And yes, I'm sure someone else has already thought of this before

I'm gonna be honest here - one of my favorite parts of pre-release is fake information, I don't know why, but I always find it so funny This era has been a goldmine for it

Video Games is so special to me - I remember seeing the video for the first time in 2012 (after she re-released it thanks to copyright) and thinking A. the song was beautiful and B. I would've done anything to look like Lana. It took me five years after that to officially jump on the Lana train, but this song and video will always mean the absolute world to me. Also, seeing the old comments is so funny "Anybody know where i can get this for my Ipod?"

Something similar to Summer Bummer would be so great - I've had that song on loop as of late

I don't think the album is coming July 4th after what Mike said, but at this point, I literally don't care - I'm just so hyped that we have a confirmation that she worked with other producers for this album (or something else but I'll take the win lol)

I KNEW Mike Dean would deliver

Waiting for someone to make a fake "leaked" tracklist with the Interscope logo on it to add to the realness That's how you know it's almost album time

500 pages and all we have is a 30 second snippet, an...interesting....promo pic, and a whole lot of random, useless info from "insiders"

Detectiveboards strikes again

It looks fake to me - it's not even that it necessarily looks super out of left field or anything, it just seems odd (and also a bit like it's pandering). I'm not gonna say it's 100% not real and we shouldn't believe it, I just don't believe anything in terms of tracks until Lana posts the tracklist herself. If there's one thing Lana stans love to do, it's make things up

Me DMing Mike Dean and Lana's LA friends to see if they know anything

Everything we've gotten from BoZ so far reads like a word problem on a math test that's like "You're at a train station going 34 miles north from where you currently are. If the train goes at a speed of 60 miles per hour, how many oranges are there per bag?"

This is the most confusing pre-release we've ever had I know one of the six thousand projects she's mentioned is the Nikki collab album, but I don't think it's BB for some reason (although that might just be wishful thinking lol). At this point I would literally PAY for someone who's involved with the album to say something. I just want something to go off of that's not an insider's opinion

Here's my take on it: Basically, this album is super different for her - that doesn't say much though, it could be anywhere from hardcore metal to bubblegum pop. I think the "don't be negative" about it thing is just because it's apparently super different, so we should be prepared for something new and not let ourselves be disappointed? I literally don't know anymore

White Hot Banisters Sweet coming July 4th, 2031

That was so fast!! Seriously though, you're a livesaver - time to go spend money on clothes

Her dress is so cute, I'll be looking forward to seeing where that one's from on the lanadelreycloset account so I can get it for myself And I've noticed in almost every picture we've seen of her lately that she looks really happy, I love that for her

Have we ruled out a sea shanty album yet?

Imagine if we're all wrong and the album is hyperpop, gospel, or anything else completely out of left field

I'm still in shock that Jack's not sole producer of this album, to be honest. I thought that he was gonna be working with her on everything from now on. I can never hate on Jack, he produced NFR and dark but just a game, but I'm so excited for a change

I'm manifesting it's jazz now and nobody can stop me

All I'm going to say is that insiders are very strange people

The only reason I'm 97% sure Mike Dean is a producer on this album is because of how vocal he's been about it. He and Lana followed each other a few weeks ago, and he not only liked and commented on the album "announcement" post, but he posted it on his story too. So it's either he worked on the album or he's just, out of nowhere, really excited about it lol