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omg don't you get me fucking excited

Most excited for: The Greatest, Cinnamon Girl, Norman Rockwell Least excited for: Fuck It I Love You (just cuz I feel I have to pick something lol) I've heard nothing other than the singles, pretty much, aside from her IG snippets I barely listened to

Can't wait to weep later tonight...

Heroin would like to have a word with you

Cruel World - 37 Ultraviolence - 27 Shades of Cool - 48 West Coast - 35 (+) Pretty When You Cry - 48 Black Beauty - 45 (-) God this is like choosing between my children, wtf

Too bad Cody Fern is busy.....

Don't forget 2nd chorus Cruel World teas... "my little red party dress on, everyone knows that I'm a mess, I'm crazy...."

Idk why but reading this makes me think of what she wrote in the Ultraviolence liner notes: "Cynthia - while i was doing this - i wished i could've been there with you."

I ain't wasting my time with any snacks, I'm saving my appetite for the full meal

"u little fucker"

*prayer circle for all the Hope haters* "forgive them Lana, for they know not what they do, help them to heal from the inside out, and take into themselves Hope's glorious light, to cast out the shadow of disregard, bless us oh mother"

GOD YOU GUISE I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH

Ugh I really want to read these books but I have 2304170 others on my list, and then I feel like if I read the books I won't be able to enjoy the show because I get annoying about stuff like that /first world problems

God I loved how Jackson refused to look at the nominations screen like "If I don't see my face there then it's not real" rofl and I could live off of Jack's tears, that prick

Weeping, I need this song

I love it so much too. Yesterday I went on a morning drive suuuuper early and put it on, it was an absolute dream to hear it as I drove in the dark on a lonely road. It really speaks to me/ I relate to it in a sad yet optimistic way. I love that it's the album closer.

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Mark me, the best parts of the album will be LP 1 Side A and LP 2 Side A now I'm off to therapy and to get avocado toast, BYE

LOL like I said I bought 3 formats in 3 minutes, fuck me, thank goddess there's no box set

Taking a moment of silence for the blackout moments of silence that will occur on LanaBoards in mere minutes while we're all throwing our money at Lana

Um I just realized the title is stylized as Norman Fucking Rockwell with an exclamation point "Norman Fucking Rockwell!" both on the album cover and the site, I'm not here for that Like I know the music will make all this go away for me but like I'm being nitpicky right now

Absolutely it won't, I was just mad at that user for even daring to speak that filthy thought into existence

No because of what you said about Venice Bitch being cut down, YOU GET NOTHING

I've decided that if there is a Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass bundle that is $1.00 more than the other album bundles, I will re-stan

ok I even kind of lowkey prefer the iPhone call-to-Candace pic as a cover compared to this