AngelHeadedHipster

This is the story of how I discovered the woman, the myth, the legend Lana Del Rey. I first read about Lana in a newspaper in 2011 as a new rising viral star who was getting popular through her youtube video for the song "Video Games" . I thought ok let's see who this chick is. The first time I played "Video Games" on YouTube I had a very strange reaction. I was terrified. Lana's voice gave me goosebumps in my soul. I thought to myself this isn't a human's voice. I couldn't even get through the whole video. I think I just heard 30 seconds of it and closed the video immediately. It was like a lightening bolt struck my soul. It was really scary and overwhelming. I decided then that I wouldn't listen to Lana ever again. Fast forward to 2012 after the SNL incident, LDRs name kept popping up everywhere but still I didn't bother to investigate it. Then sometime around 30th Jan I was studying for an exam in my room and started feeling uneasy and anxious due to tension about the exam. So I decided to walk it off and I stopped by my Hall where the music channel VH1 was ON and this gorgeous melody was playing in the background. I was mesmerized and pulled into the Hall to see which song it was and Lana kept singing " It's you, it's you, it's all for you Everything I do " . And just like that all my tensions melted away and here I was being cradled by Lana's beautiful voice. I was spellbound, speechless and enchanted. I knew at that moment that Lana would be a very important figure in my life. Somehow Lana found me when I was lost. Her voice comforted me as if a hundred angels were hugging me tight. So you see Lana discovered me and not the other way around. I kept avoiding any Lana related thing on the Internet after the initial reaction I had on exposure to "Video Games" . This was the story of how Lana discovered me and has been by my side ever since. Thank you Lord for blessing us with Lana Del Rey who melts our tensions away. I know you sent her to comfort the world. She is a love letter written by you to comfort our world.

The difference between LDR & Granny Swift is that LDRs music is like a full course dinner with each plate having a beautifully crafted meal with carefully chosen ingredients to create an original masterpiece whereas Grannae Swish's music is like gross fast food made with recycled ingredients to cater to the mindless masses. West Coast : But you've got the music, you've got the music in you, don't you? Shake it off : It's like I got this music in my mind saying, "It's gonna be alright." Lana has a song called 1949. Tswizzle made an album called 1989. Like you do in “Fucked My Way UP To The Top” on your new album? It’s about a singer who first sneered about my allegedly not authentic style but later she stole and copied it. And now she’s acting like I am the art project and she the true super artist. My God and people actually believe her, she’s successful! I shouldn’t continue ranting, it doesn’t get anywhere. But now you have to tell us who you’re talking about. Unfortunately I can’t, you know?

I was wondering since Art Deco font & Art Deco graphic design were used in The Great Gatsby poster whether the song ART DECO is somehow related to YOUNG & BEAUTIFUL. Also the font used in the title Honeymoon is Art Deco so.....

Jealousy, let it go, results could be tragic Some of y'all aint writin well, too concerned with fashion None of you aint Gizelle, cat walk and imagine Alotta y'all Hollywood, drama, passed it Cut bitch, camera off, real shit, blast it

Now while you grittin your teethFrustration baby you gotta breathe Take alot more than you to get rid of me You see I do what they can't do, I just do me Aint no stress when it comes to stage, get what you see Meet me in the lab, pen and pad, don't believe Huh, sixteens mine, create my own lines Love for my wordplay that's hard to find Sophomore, I aint scared, one of a kind All I do is contemplate ways to make your fans mine Eyes bloodshot, stressin, chills up your spine Huh, sick to your stomach wishing I wrote your rhymes

All your opinions keep them to yourself Just let me think so I can hear myself Wouldn't it be nice if I could just go solo, take the day off? I'd be alright if you would leave me to it, back the fuck out Ay ya ya ya ya You're talking way too much You tell me one more time how I should live I swear I'll bite your head off I am who I am and I can't be no one else You got nothing left to say Keep your comments to yourself Awww!

Are you really this jobless that you have to go around critiquing all my posts...Honestly, I think it's kinda funny that you waste your breath talking about me. Got me feeling kinda special really

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Awww BoofrigginHoo

" No holds barred I've been sent to destroy " And destroyed she has!!! She has destroyed all our souls and turned us into Crazy Stans and taken over all our lives loool Not that I'm complaining tho . Go ahead Lana , destroy us with ur songs luv

BTW isn't that Chuck Grant with Lana in the last scene of FREAK ?? Its so sweet of Lana to include her sis in her vidz like Ride, National Anthem etc

FREAK (SNATCH THAT WEAVE) MY HALOS FULL OF FIRE BURNIN UP, BURNIN UP MY HAIR WEAVES FULL OF FIRE SNATCH IT UP, SNATCH IT UP IF U WANNA SNATCH MY WEAVE COME TO CALIFORNIA BE A FREAK LIKE ME

MY LOVE IS FOR REAL - PAULA ABDUL I had always imagined how perfect Lana wud hv been for this type of arabian flavoured song + vid and now with FREAK she has made my fucking dreams come true !!!

Inb4 : Watch Granny Swift make an arabian themed album next + a parody video ripping off LDRs Freak video with her squad XD #Freak_Goals

I'm really loving Halsey's Badlands!!! Haunting is seriously slaying my soul! It's too beautiful! My top picks from the Badlands are : 1. Haunting 2. Control 3. Gasoline 4. Hurricane 5. New Americana 6. Castle 7. Ghost 8. Drive These 8 songs are flawless sonically and are super eargasmic !!! I don't understand why she didn't include Empty Gold in this album. She could have easily replaced Colours pt II with Empty Gold. Empty Gold in my opinion was a really strong track sonically as well as lyrically. Songs that I'm not that into at the moment but may eventually grow on me : 1. Colours ( Her voice sounds like Tay swift in this at the part where she sings "And it's blue ooh woo ooh ooh ) 2. Roman Holiday 3. Strange Love 4. Coming Down ( Most Annoying song) 5. I Walk the line 6. Hold me Down 7. Young God Overall it's a pretty good album , could have been better. But I'm sure her second album will slay real hard. Album Rating : 75/100

3. GOD KNOWS I TRIED God knows I tried to act surprised But you didn't buy it Cuz you found out I was lyin Like a Heavy Metal Lion I'm sorry I hurt you this way But you were never my bae 4. SALVATORE Salvatore you, can def be my baby boo Be my Mafiosi Rock n Roll high Back to Malibu in our trailer park for two We're like Jay & Beyonce caught in a fight All the cameras , All the cameras Keep on zoomin on our dramas We know very well this elevators goin down 5. RELIGION He was my religion My only reason for livin I know it may sound cheesy to you But to me this is oh so true These are my beliefs If you don't like it, you can leave 6. FREAK My heart is a Boom Boom Box, Boy Never ever play me e like a Toy If you think you're smart, Then make a choice Never ever leave me or Take a hike And never ever ever ever ever return I'm so sick of your sad face reruns

1. MUSIC TO GROW FLOWERS TO Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me baby blue Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever dark blue 2. ART DECO Bougainvillea Bougainvillea Bougainvillea I wanna Boogie in ur Villa Its a Killa, Serial Killa Bougainvillea Bougainvillea Bougainvillea Stayin Sexy with my Boo cuz he illa Its a Killa, Serial Killa Dark Purple, Dark Pink, Dark Yellow Won't u be my fellow Boogie Down in the Art Deco

But I make them in my own thread so ur argument is invalid bruh

If you hate my Fake tracklist thread so much why did u participate in it??? Ironic much XD Here's ur amazing tracklist :

I'm praying that ur delusion of knowing Lana personally fades away XD !!PS : Those who can't create, criticize.

Are my posts physically harming you? Are they giving you health problems? Did Lana give you a certificate saying nobody else besides you can Stan for her? Has God not given us free will? If my posts bother you so much why do you read them? I feel really sad for you. I'll pray for you too!

You know if you don't like/agree with a post you can always ignore it & scroll down instead of spreading hate and negativity. I'm praying for you and that disgusting mouth of yours. May God bless you.

I feel really sorry for your negative outlook on life. People like you get pleasure from bringing others down. I dare you to create an un cringe worthy story based on song titles.

HEY HIPSTERS THIS THREAD WAS CREATED SO THAT WE ALL CAN SHARE OUR OWN SHORT STORIES BASED ON SONG TITLES OF ARTISTS YOU LOVE. SO GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR WRITERS HAT ON AND GET CREATIVE . ALL THE BEST EXAMPLES : 1. LANA DEL REY ♩♪♫♬ HONEYMOON BLUES ♩♪♫♬ It all started on our "HONEYMOON" when I told "SALVATORE" that I still loved my ex. Even after all these years, I couldn't get him off my mind. He was my "RELIGION". I was "24" years old when I had met him at an "ART DECO" show where he was reading the poem "BURNT NORTON". I went over and asked him if he would be my "FREAK" so that we could get "HIGH BY THE BEACH". He immediately agreed and somewhere along the way we fell in love. But as fate would have it our relationship started to sour soon after. Then one day me and my girls were in a record store searching for some "MUSIC TO WATCH BOYS TO" when suddenly he entered the store and told me "TERRENCE LOVES YOU" no more. I swear that was "THE BLACKEST DAY" of my life!!! "GOD KNOWS I TRIED" to save what was left of our relationship. "DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD" but this was a once in a lifetime love affair that I couldn't sing a "SWAN SONG" to. 2. EXO (KPOP) ♩♪♫♬ EXODUS - A SHORT STORY ♩♪♫♬ #WHATIF you met a #BEAUTIFUL #PLAYBOY at a party in #ELDORADO? Would you stay and be his #LADYLUCK even if it means getting #HURT by his flirtatious ways, when he tells the other girls #CALLMEBABY OR Would you be the #TRANSFORMER of his wicked ways and take him on an #EXODUS where, when people ask you who you love, you point to him and say he's #MYANSWER.

It all started on our "HONEYMOON" when I told "SALVATORE" that I still loved my ex. Even after all these years, I couldn't get him off my mind. He was my "RELIGION". I was "24" years old when I had met him at an "ART DECO" show where he was reading the poem "BURNT NORTON". I went over and asked him if he would be my "FREAK" so that we could get "HIGH BY THE BEACH". He immediately agreed and somewhere along the way we fell in love. But as fate would have it our relationship started to sour soon after. Then one day me and my girls were in a record store searching for some "MUSIC TO WATCH BOYS TO" when suddenly he entered the store and told me "TERRENCE LOVES YOU" no more. I swear that was "THE BLACKEST DAY" of my life!!! "GOD KNOWS I TRIED" to save what was left of our relationship. "DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD" but this was a once in a lifetime love affair that I couldn't sing a "SWAN SONG" to.