AngelHeadedHipster

This Album isn't going to see the "Light Of Day" or the "Dark Of Night". So we might as well pack it up and proceed to our nearest exits from this thread

I Said Hey Jimmy Fallon I Like The Way You Bring Out My Talent You Are So Fine

So guys the BIIIIG secret is out. Lana was soooo inspired by Riri's *FENTY BEAUTY* Makeup Line, that Lana decided to quit the music industry and start her own makeup products called *LANA BANANA* Welcome with open arms your latest *MAKEUP GURU*

Lana is going to perform the *PISCES* song today

An iconic song about Elvis Presley This song would fit Lana better than her favorite sweater

Inb4 Lana lipsyncs and dances to Kate Bush's iconic ghostly tune *Wuthering Heights*

OMG I need Lana to cover this song. This girl Ashley Serena's voice is fucking Magical. She really must be a siren.

This song reminds me sooo much of Marina. She has to cover this song

This enchanting tune could be covered wonderfully by Lana. Plus the whale sounds in the beginning remind me of the Lust For Life version she had performed live with the whale sounds

It would be interesting if Lana covered this song or atleast creates an occult song with a spooky atmosphere if she really is a witch

OK but when will we get these kinda visuals from our lady Lana? Also Lana needs to cover this song

FULL SESSION OF *YOUR GIRL* THAT'S IT

In my opinion Lana should include a few of her unreleased songs as well along with the covers like Mariah Carey did on her Rarities Album.

How is she not blowing up?!?!

Digging the vibes and lyrics of *Breaking Up Slowly*. Hoping the album won't have a strong country sound. Would love it if it leans more towards a bluesy folk rock sound instead. Kinda like

Had this nagging feeling since yesterday about the familiarity of LMLYLAW chorus. I was listening to this tune on Deezer and the next song that played was Blue Jeans and Lo and Behold I discovered that our Queen has once again recycled the melody of the chorus of Blue Jeans. I will love you till the end of time I would wait a million years Promise you'll remember that you're mine Baby can you see through the tears? Let me love you like a woman Let me hold you like a baby Let me shine like a diamond Let me be who I'm meant to be

*Yawn* Highly Bland and underwhelming. With a song title like that I pictured her going in the Portishead's *Glory Box* direction. A wasted opportunity. She needs to fire JackOff right away. He is killing her creative spark and making her release Grandmaesque songs. The song should be Retitled *Let Me Love You Like A Grandma*

I Couldn't Stop Laughin' No, I Just Couldn't Help Myself See, You Messed Up My Mental Health I Was Quite Unwell

Will The Real Lana Del Shady Please Stand Up?

Hmmm I Talk To Jesus L iving Legend L ast Girl On Earth U s Against The World M eet Me In The Pale Moonlight I Can Fly N ational Anthem A ngels Forever T ired Of Singing The Blues I s This Happiness

The real conspiracy that is the most mind boggling though is why does Lana not release her unreleased songs and demos which are always far superior to the final versions she puts on her official albums. It does not make sense. Thank God for leaks that we get to have a peak behind closed doors where Lana cooks up the greatest melodies known to mankind.

LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE 1. Oh Say Can You See 2. Bel Air 3. Life Is Beautiful 4. Yayo 5. God Knows I Tried 6. Black Beauty 7. Is This Happiness 8. Bartender 9. Thunder 10. Black Leather Moonlight 11. Guns And Roses 12. I Talk To Jesus 13. Fine China 14. Cherry Blossom 15. Wild On You 16. Living Legend 17. JFK 18. American 19. Starry Eyed 20. Angels Forever

Croquet Insta Baddie Jesus

This song "Subservient" by Ninet Tayeb has such strong Lana Vibes but with a Middle Eastern twist. Visually and Sonically Mesmerizing. Would love if Lana made a sultry track like this on her new album.

Chemtrails Over the Country Club 1. Planets Crashing To Dust 2. Take Me To Outer Space Disco 3. Return Of Saturn 4. A Selfish Kind Of Life 5. Chemtrails Over The Country Club 6. Your Brand Of Cigarettes 7. Wishing I Had Never Been Born 8. Staring In Your Mirror 9. Your Pretty Smile Is A Monster 10. Using You For Pleasure 11. Fuckloads Of Diamonds 12. Weapon Of Massive Consumption 13. Watch Me While I Sleep For Eternity 14. Your Lives Are Meaningless 15. Angel Out Of Hell From The Crust 16. Drunk, Hot And Vulnerable