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Is her new favourite author George R.R.Martin or smth? What is taking her so fucking long?

Not everyone talking about her taking a shit in the comments to the tweet It's what she deserves tbh

Congratulations! You've recieved an invitation for a job interview at the nearby circus. You have all the required qualifications to be our best Boo Boo the Fool clown!

NFR is like Life is Beautiful, but an album

Not only the release but the sole actual existence of this album seems unrealistic for me at this point. Like we are trapped in a constant nightmare, doomed to perpetual anticipation. I cannot even picture myself listening to the full versions of the tracks, snippets of which we've heard. I'm unable to fantasize about holding the actual physical copy of "Norman Fucking Rockwell" in my hands or having it in the digital form in full on my phone. It seems to be a thing out of my wildest dreams. Like we all together made it up and it was never real. The album that never was

Is there a possibility that Jack was recording something for his band or for someone else in the studio and Lana dropped by just to get his D during lunch break?

'Member when this gif was the thing here? The nostalgia... Anyway... In your car in your car in the backseat I'm your baby We go fast we go fast we go so fast we don't move

The rock bottom for me was when people were discussing Jack Antonoff's dick here. Though I lowkey lived for it

Hope seems like a good gal, but she's too serious and quiet to hang out with her rockin' and bangin' sisters MAC and VB. I've heard that our good sis - slutty miss Cinnamon doesn't even want to share space with her

Look at you clowns with your circus music Refreshin' Lana's insta while snoozin' You're part of the past and you'll never be the future NFR era can be very confusing It's enough just to make you unstan, unstan, unstan Sometimes, it's enough just to make you unstan

I just want this fucking era to be over, it's so exhausting to wait and hold on to false info all the time, but being drawn into again with snippets which only make it more excruciating. Make it stop already

I'm sory, darling, i was just trying a black humor joke, but apparently went over the top. Fuck my sense of humor

If there will be the next era, do you think it will be even messier and drawn out? There's nothing worse than this one already But I guess our sis will find a way

It may sound surprising, but we've had absolutely nothing new. Not a crumb

This era is the most serious and brutal homophobic act in the history of humanity after the gays tortures in concentration camps. Lana Del Hitler. This thread is forever the proof of her crimes

At the threat of Bad Guy remix featuring Lana, I'm keeping my stan card close to a lighter. I swear to God, if this puta -

OH YESS! I don't really groove with Right Where I Belong, but On a Roll is the BOP of this summer! Ashley O re-invented the gays!

Who still seriously thinks that July 2 will come thru with something?

I give credit to her with this one. She really tried with the vocals this time and sounded her best in years. BUKU performance could never

OH MY GOD THE ALBUM IS FINALLY ANNOUNCED! "REAL FUCKING CLOWN" IS COMING OCTOBER 31 Featuring hit-singles such as "Circus Bitch", "Pantomime Apartment Complex", "Red Nose Is Good For A Clown Like Me To Have", "Makeup - In My Teeth" and "How to Disappear In the Sewers" (featuring Pennywise) Accompanied by the book of focuses "Monkeys Bent Backwards Over The Arena" The cover is beautiful

I so agree with everyone here who say that Lana needs to go back to indoors performances for the fans. I really like the idea of the new Madonna Madame X Tour with small venues in theatres. It's so intimate and the artist can really sing songs which are not for the GA, but for the actual fans. It's perfect for Lana's type of music especially

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

Yeah, I know it means 2, of course, but it's still not so distinct as simply saying "two months" and can imply a longer period. Especially when it comes to Lana's time perception