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I said this when I went to Hyde Park and I will say this again now: her merch game is super weak and she needs to step up. The designs are hideous and the prices are not it

A celebrity you’d wanna go thrifting with: Lana a celebrity you’d cook together a fancy dinner

They are not not a feminist

Not them mentioning her best unreleased song also, this is super wholesome

and of course she was once again snubbed by critics in the “professional” category…..

I really made an effort to like the album but I just can’t… although Olivia represents a new generation in music there was nothing new about the style or sound. It’s like something we’ve heard over a million times back in 2004.

Please no… shein can go fuck themselves

Altos

Finally Lana would be credited where credit’s due

Her sean collabs are also 🔥 textbook, tulsa jesus, chemtrails live outro

When he screams for 5 minutes into the audience while she just giggles in the background. Honestly it would kinda serve

Omg I just got back from holiday and the vinyl was on my doormat lmao.. i never received any confirmation other than it being shipped. But if anyone wants to buy it, I confirm that the WGM have it I can’t believe how cheaply I got it. Fuck resellers

The gap was narrowing worryingly and then we stopped receiving updates for about a week (or even more?) before voting closed.

When Paramore is literally supporting the Eras tour but swifties turn to the Lana side

i know taste is subjective, but this is objectively a lie. Just stop

Two more manifestations from me: - vocal experimentation - she has an impressive range and is quite a masterful vocalist when in the comfort of the studio. She should allow herself to be crazier - a song a la twin peaks

Here are my manifestations: - Bluesy jazzy sounds but with more beats. Like LTLI but with much more prominent beats - more random instruments like flutes, sax, trumpets, mandolins whatever - more chaotic outros - return to bridges - a 2 min long interlude of one of her poems - dark acoustic guitar (like A&W pt1 and most AKA songs) - burgundy, turquoise and deep purple vinyl variants - behind-the-scenes from the studio - Zodiac

I always think that she is hanging underwear to dry when I see this photo. Not sure it’s my vibe

Why can’t they just have the lime green vinyl with the original cover art?! I mean it’s not hard to do….

Every time I tell Royal Mail to delay shipment or change to collection or change address, they end up delivering it anyways……. Their system is absolutely useless. But I will contact them early on . I’m sure it will be fine. I would be super surprised if it actually arrives

They say it’s shipped now I’m scared it will arrive while I’m on holiday and my fucking thieving neighbours will snatch it

Why is the pink vinyl so gorgeous

“The best I can do is on the road again by Willie Nelson”

I would assume so.. many independent record stores around the UK had it listed as in stock but that was fake news apparently. I’m sure if I travel around I would be able to find it catching dust somewhere but I can’t be bothered that much

After I slept on Electra Heart (Platinum Blond ed) for a year I decided to buy it and to my shock it was unavailable everywhere. I finally ended up buying it from warner music’s website. However, I am pretty certain they don’t have it in stock and when I asked them about it they just told me “all our orders are facing delays”. Girl, this is not what I asked… So I will wait a bit more and then just cancel and give up