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the tik-tok generation universe. Some people today can’t focus on one thing for more than 20 seconds so 7 minutes sounds like an eternity not me tho, i want 20 minute songs

American whore transforming into jimmy jimmy coco puff mid-way through the song

me reporting to court for jury duty to defend lana after patty sues her for defamation

I’m glad the single and pre-order came this early because if it still wasn’t out, we’d have a million fake dates and lies by now💀 the NFR pre-release hell was unleashed when she dropped MAC and VB without giving any info about the album release date. We’re so lucky we avoided that scenario this time

the sacrifice jesus christ did for us

Is it true that Dora The Explorer will star in the A&W music video? I would really love it, I feel like that song suits Dora like a glove. Please insiders do your job and find out.

I read "you can take the girl out of Del Norte County"

my aunt did a tarot reading with uno cards and i asked about the album and she pulled the +4 card meaning our suffering will be doubled four times in the upcoming period. go live your lives yall nothing is happening

same. for me it was September-November 2012 when they dropped Supernatural and Seasons, the best expansions ever. literally core childhood memory, that was around the time I started playing it also a tip for anyone still playing the sims 3 or trying to get into it: one of the absolute best features in the game for me is the achievement badges you can collect on www.thesims3.com (you have to be logged into your account in-game) I've spent the whole summers 2019-2021 trying to get all of them and it has been the most fun I ever had, I've had like a whole list and plan of households and sims I'll use to unlock the badges, there's like 300+ badges that give you tasks you have to complete in game in order to unlock them. Even after years I still haven't managed to unlock every single one of them because some are SO much work (like "have 30 grandchildren" lol gurl i-) The greatest thing about them is that some badges required me to do things I didn't even know were possible in the sims 3 (like the one in the pic below prompting you to clone sims), so I had to google them to discover how it's done. Which tells you how amazing sims 3 is, that even after 10 years of playing there are some new things to discover that I've never tried before. Literally a masterpiece of a game some of these badges are so funny and iconic like this one: anyways I'm obsessed with these badges and can't wait til I have them all Sims 4 also has them on PlayStation so collecting them was the only fun I ever had with sims 4, but they don't have this feature on PC. even though sims 4 is the biggest flop ever, if they introduced this feature, I'd play the shit out of it until I get all of the badges lol

sims 3 is the best game ever, too bad my laptop is slowly dying so it can't run everything like it used to, sucks cus i got all the packs and store sets/worlds etc. Literally one of the reasons why I can't wait to get a new computer is to play sims 3 again lol also this is so random but i went through my files and found pics of that one Lana Del Rey Sim I made like 3-4 years ago, I played with her a lot and for some reason she married Misty Day from American Horror story and they lived in Moonlight Falls, it was literally my favorite game play ever (inspired by her BTD beehive hair look lol)

someone remind me to update this picture every week

that typewriter font message she posted on insta on the day the single dropped

I love how dumb we are, we turned the whole internet upside down doing the tracklist research but we missed the word that was literally right there in lana’s post😭

lanaboards dot com summed up😭🤚

wait A&W is coming? i haven't really been active so I'm lost, is this confirmed or are we on another delulu train?

it was just a fun little investigation! <3 it's not a LDR pre-release thread if there isn't 17 new conspiracy theories every hour

most of the accounts i went through seems to be active and following oceanblvd so it's all edited tags obviously yeah its a new account and honestly good for her for getting all these follows lets gooooo

same, BUT maybe cus the re-adding process didn't get to us yet. it only got to 102k people so far

there's no way the account actually gained 2k right now in like 2 minutes come on

maybe the reason it's gaining followers so quick is because it is the old account and it takes time to re-add all the old followers back

i cant with the gays who tagged oceanblvd on their busted selfies

i think someone edited their older posts and tagger her now. because i dont see anything older than october 2022

i've been literally thinking the same thing like- what if it's not even her? who even found the account in the first place and how?

36 songs???

it's giving me ariana grande's sweetener insta account, she's coming through with visuals and her selfies seperated into 9 tiles like someone in this thread predicted earlier this month omgggg